Aforementioned fat fuck who eats only Coco Pops does that too
We call him Rickypedia
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had a voicemail from him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

i like this
and will steal it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

knows everything about everything yet has achieved precisely nothing in his adult life, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

Yes
Exactly that.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Sounds eerily familiar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

the internet has created people like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

I just googled to check and you're right.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

You aren't right about food though!! LOL Foodwrong!! haha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

can't decide whether to have a £10 salad or a spicy moroccan lentil soup for lunch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Soup

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

have both

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

so has Milton Keynes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

unpopular and unsporty kids who would once have lurked in the library and disappeared
are instead able to use their computers for ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WORLD DOMINATION. ONLINE.

whilst sitting in their parents' basements, mainlining doritos and sweat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

It really has

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)