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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I've got an idea of a film that's just two hours of a dour Yorkshireman telling people to shut the fuck up and that he's got work in the morning.
I could call it 'Sleepless in Settle'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you could use the Sleepless in Settle Compo/Nora Batty I did on /board about ten years ago as the poster

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 13:43, Reply)

I hope there is erotic fan fiction to go with it

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$$ ✅, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Compo peeled off her wrinkled stockings and gazed at the wrinkled flesh beneath.
By 'eck, Nora. Get yersen over them railings and I'll give you a reet doing up the Batty.
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)

I'm office smirking at the notion of compo pumping someone in a bath as it sails downhill.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)

smir wan strikethrough lolarity

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Office wanking seems a decent way to spend Bank hols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:47, Reply)

better than drinking carling in a moribund Kent pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)

I've just laid a twee path under a twee arch of twee rambling roses
I'm the twee personification of twee bank holiday Mondays
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)

I went to Flamingo Land yesterday and saw a baby baboon or sutin, it was well cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

did it have a big red arse?
I bet it did after you left.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

haha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:37, Reply)

Pergola?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

I hardly know her!

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:07, Reply)

Jakarta?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:08, Reply)

ha ha ha ha you sound like a right prick, m8

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)

bit harsh

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 17:46, Reply)

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