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I hope nobody has as bad a hangover as my wife this fine Sunday morning.

Alt: bluebells everywhere
(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 8:39, 25 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

she drinks to blot the pain of being married to an enormotwat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 May 2015, 8:47, Reply)

she bears up surprisingly well
It's probably the calming effect of all that yoga. And the heroin.
(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 8:54, Reply)

you are a terrible human being

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)

the very worst

(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 9:16, Reply)

I've just made a right fucking mess of the thunderbox
no more eggbeer for me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 10 May 2015, 9:55, Reply)

what the fuck is eggbeer

(PsychoChomp, Sun 10 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

pedigree is pretty eggy.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

the thunder my daughter's
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

Metronidazole = No alcohol = No hangover for me
However, to keep everyone amused I do have a very fat lip and facial swelling. Unfortunately for the h8ers I have hardly any pain.

Alt: The woods round here are stacked with them - very pretty and springlike. I also have primroses in my lawn.
Which is nice
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)

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(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 11:22, Reply)

I no longer have primroses in my lawn
Just mowed.
Mwahahahahahahahahaha
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 May 2015, 13:21, Reply)

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(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 10 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)

Planted the hot chillies!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Primroses - had their chips!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)

Whale's follow up single didn't quite have the same appeal as its predecessor.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 10 May 2015, 20:31, Reply)

It was bluebell time in Kent.
My hangover extends merely to moderate tiredness this morning. Fry-ups are a good remedy regardless.
( .Yeti., Sun 10 May 2015, 10:53, Reply)

when the proper drugs ran out someone pulled out research chemicals.
Send help. I've had two power wanks and have gone to the pub for some background noise.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)

you horrible cunt.
How's it going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)

sweet
I've been in the scullery and the butler's kitchen. If you know what I mean.

And now I'm going to make a fire and burn some spicy burgers. Extra pig fat.
(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:31, Reply)

I might have a barbecue on my own.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 May 2015, 18:41, Reply)

you should have said ... I'd have thrown another shrimp on and opened you a cold tinny
strewth
(lol man river definite greek god, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:08, Reply)

Slow cooked roast lamb for dinner, givin it 5 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:05, Reply)

I had it, it was nice. Now watching telly.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:42, Reply)