i can't say it's improved my life
but i was slicing strawberries for a smoothie this morning, and they smelled exactly like summer.

alt: 3 day weekend away with friends, lots of booze, bbq, exploring somewhere new, sunshine. my friend had her hen do on a bank holiday like that and i went for a walk in the garden of the barn and came face to face with a barn owl. he was so dopey after just waking up that he just sat and looked at me from a foot away for about 15 minutes before he opened his beak disdainfully and soared away. i fucking love barn owls, best of all teh owls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 10:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I saw my first topless chav of the season yesterday, so it is almost upon us.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 10:57, Reply)

badly spelled nationalist tattoos?
they're the sexiest kind
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:03, Reply)

We have two resident smack addicts who disappear round the back of the electricity substation next to work each day
We call them Kevin and Perry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:04, Reply)

Tatts out, staffs off leads, can of red stripe.
Standard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:04, Reply)

sun's out - guns out

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:12, Reply)

Angry +

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:25, Reply)

Have you seem Jaysum's Twitter pic?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 May 2015, 11:46, Reply)

nope, i don't do twitter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:48, Reply)

You're fortunate.
The risk of his tattie head appearing on my feed is what keeps my Twittering to a minimum.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 May 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)