er, because that's a chocolate bar
you irredeemable cretin
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:08, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mars and marathon are chocolate bars
What sort of grim fucking childhood did you have where Club BISCUITS counted as a chocolate bar?
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)

My grandad worked at Mars for decades, and he used to get a weekly ration as a pensioner which was loaded onto us.
Marathons and Mars bars was all I used to eat as a kid. I can thank mars for my diabetes and morbid obesity.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Awww man, we had a fridge constantly stocked with fucking Ski yoghurts thanks to my stupid Grandad. I'm glad he's dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)

I've not had a yoghurt in years.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)

my friend's husband is an engineer in the pet food bit of mars
he still gets a small % of his salary in chocolate.

he's a total healthnut, but too cheap to chuck it away. their house is crammed full of chocolate.

i like to buy my friend hotel chocolat stuff to annoy him when i go up there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

you stupid fucking cunt, stop being so unbearable thick every fucking day of your miserable life
Jacob’s Club, or just Club, is a popular biscuit originating in Ireland, but now widespread in popularity and sales throughout Britain and Ireland

WIKIPEDIA SAYS, M8, FUCK YOU
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

this place needs an Idiot Of The Day slot on the front page

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)