Once I plucked a number out of thin air and presented it as a percentage to look right about something on the internet too, it works about 107% of the time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:08, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

My figure was based on teabag and coffee purchasing.
You are quite right, the people drinking coffee could, in theory, have reduced their consumption by 20% and those that were drinking tea anyway may have upped their tea consumption.

Seems unlikely though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

So you're the one responsible for making sure the staff room is well stocked with teabags then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)

He's the teabagging king

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I fucking rule.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:33, Reply)

I don't believe you have those figures

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Shirley, from reception, has those figures.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)

I just checked and that isn't the name of your receptionist.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)