I think I've just set some sort of record for bachelor cooking foodwrongness.
Cumberland sausages and bacon, fried and chopped, then added to cooked pasta with Uncle Ben's curry sauce and chilli sauce and garnished with a generous slathering of crispy onions.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:11, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Its Uncle Bens
Hallelujah its Uncle Bens!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Uncle Ben has just died.
No more Mr Rice-guy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)

I duuno, that doesn't sound too bad.
Bit early for lunch though: that is definitely foodwrong if that's your breakfast.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:13, Reply)

It's actually alright.
Could do with some mushrooms, but I didn't have any left. I'm also an hour ahead of all y'all so it's lunchtime over here.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I'm wondering in what countries you could possibly buy cumberland sausages and uncle ben's curry sauce.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)

It's a trick question.
I had the sausages imported. By my mum.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)

I bet she smuggled them in up her chuff even though she didn't have to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)

In her special "importing pocket"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)

You two should totes get a room or something.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)

plenty of room in your mums massive chuff

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)

It's had me whole head through it.
Can you imagine?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah. I imagine it'd be a bit like what that naked bloke saw when he posed for the artwork on Therapy?'s Troublegum.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:49, Reply)

I'm now listening to a bit of Screamager with my lunch.
Happy memories.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

alright gonz

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

yuck

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

My old housemate once had a mountain of pies, chips and beans then decided that wasn't enough so threw super noodles over the top.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)