Monday morning corporate wage beyotch thread.
Did everyone have a nice WEEKEND?
( .Yeti., Mon 18 May 2015, 8:05, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

please immediately stop this discrimination against dolescum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:33, Reply)

pistdad

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:39, Reply)

There's nothing to stop dolescum starting their own thread.
It's not as if they've got anything else to do.
( .Yeti., Mon 18 May 2015, 8:43, Reply)

Dunno about anyone else, but I certainly did.
I'd like people's best ideas of what to do with leftover Quorn™
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:01, Reply)

Bury it in the garden
Best to do that instead of eating it actually, nasty stuff.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:07, Reply)

Feed it to some edible animals

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Even animals have standards.

( Muns, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

Not all of them
My chickens will eat almost anything, including leftover chicken and hot dogs
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Double chickeny goodness! nyom!

( Muns, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:46, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:01, Reply)

A good weekend, thanks for asking
Played some guitar, carried on with the repairs of another (that I should have finished ages ago), went to Gloucester for my niece's birthday party. Did some DIY and had some beer. Almost faultless.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:04, Reply)

That does sound like a quality weekend.

( .Yeti., Mon 18 May 2015, 9:39, Reply)

It was pretty good
I sat happily working through Led Zeppelin's 'that's the way' on Saturday morning, rekindling my interest in alternative tunings. Tried that strange one from 'Save it for later' (DADAAD) without snapping my G string (Fnaar).
All good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Practising the harder chords?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Precisely that, heartfelt congratulations!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:21, Reply)

It was ok.

( Muns, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I was hammered or asleep for most of it.
7/10
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)