Evening oafs
Here I am again - drunk and open to ridicule, disapprobrium and sanctimonious opinions.

Not looking healthy, this O/T thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:26, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you cant be that drunk to spell all them long words tho

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:29, Reply)

I've worked hard to perfect my presence

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:35, Reply)

Did you not read the vegan curry thread, it was like 3 of my five a day healthy af

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)

I smoke about 20 fags a day
They're made of leaves - so I'm getting them in (thanks to DG and Tourettes for this point)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:38, Reply)

I found a recipe for ice cream with pipe tobacco in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:42, Reply)

you mean a bully stubbed his fag out in your knickerbocker glory

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:44, Reply)

That doesn't make sense. Fags aren't pipe tobacco.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)

I'm not sure how that'd work

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:49, Reply)

learn English, prick

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:39, Reply)

You'll retract the lower case l, please

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)

EngLish

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:27, Reply)

Learn japanese, you prick.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:35, Reply)

BONGO!!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 21:54, Reply)

I could'nt agree more
How the fuck are you pig?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:00, Reply)

fucking tip top.
Been sorting out stuff for my bands cd. We're nowhere near as cool as we could be, but it's great fun.

How are you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:04, Reply)

Drunk - very VERY drunk
Band - I know you rate Simon Morris but what do you do?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:07, Reply)

I will provide a link to a free download of the CD next week.
It's all come out a bit post rock.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:20, Reply)

Rock is Machinehead and In Rock

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:38, Reply)

I haz beer
This is a good thing
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:59, Reply)

I have some homebrew lemonade

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:00, Reply)

peroni, tuborg, hoegaarden, corona

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:06, Reply)

heroes in a half shell

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:20, Reply)

vinos in a half pint

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:26, Reply)

wee wee from a tapir

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:31, Reply)

roger had a red hat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:31, Reply)

billy had a blue hat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)

savile fingered corpses

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)

poo and wee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:25, Reply)

Pissed again on a school night?
Your wife leave you or summik?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:37, Reply)

b3ta user disappointed
b3ta user disappointed
b3ta user disappointed
drinking on a school night, failed life
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:39, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:43, Reply)

Is no one in this thread sober?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:48, Reply)

I drive job description
IS the intended recipient you. KNOW what you have been sent from the intended recipient only for babble was a few months ago and I have a chan penis people
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:52, Reply)

there is no denying that sentiment

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:54, Reply)