I'm going to Bristol in July. That's my holiday.
Alt: He should do a song about a stone, a 'Folk Stone' you could say.
Altalt: The omelette cafe down the road. The green one on the corner.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I have never eaten an omelette in a restaurant
Maybe I should. What fillings do they do?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:59, Reply)

Egg. Just egg.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:59, Reply)

those monsters

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Haha I was trolling you!
They do all sorts, but I have cheese, bacon and sausage. Sometimes I get an extra complete sausage on the side for a treat.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:03, Reply)

You rascal!
I love a chicken & mushroom omelete, as perverse as that is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:07, Reply)

You're thinking of pies again aren't you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:09, Reply)

I'm ALWAYS thinking of pies
but a c&m omelette is a thing of godless beauty
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:10, Reply)

u r mentl

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:11, Reply)

Mmmmm. Pies
*drools*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:14, Reply)

Steak & Kidney for me
Just magnificent
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:18, Reply)

Now, there's a debate to be had here
Are you more in the 'steamed suet pudding' style of Steak & Kidney pie camp? Or are you more of a shortcut pastry top man? There's also the flaky/puff pastry top style. Where do you stand on this important issue?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:23, Reply)

Flaky's my favourite
Followed by shortcrust, then pudding last.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:41, Reply)

I just don't care! I'll say anything, me!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:17, Reply)

If the h8rs don't like it they can just jolly well not read it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Then you have clearly never been a vegetarian eating out in France.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:01, Reply)

You know me so well x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:02, Reply)

fuck off Elaine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:06, Reply)

oooh! ooooh!
Dexys Midnight Runners 'fucking shit' follow up to 'Come on Eileen' was rubbish or something.

HAHA!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh......memes!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:10, Reply)

ooooh! ooooh!
Stings 'fucking shit' follow up to 'Englishman In New York' was rubbish or something.

HAHA!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh......memes!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:09, Reply)

My falafels were a triumph, btw
To be fair, I've made them before, but there were 4 clear plates at Casa De Hats
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:18, Reply)

It's all about the rebranding.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:19, Reply)

It sure is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)

i heard that if you castrate a dog
you will find falafels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:21, Reply)

If a falafels in the forest and there is no one around, does it make a sound?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:26, Reply)