i was being generous
the dude spends his time jerking off over the fact that he tries to take money away from far more clever and successful people.

it's more like being a slug than a real human being.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

you triple chinned manc wog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:39, Reply)

how am I taking money away from them?
Your living is selling legal advice. My living is from the selling of financial advice. There's no fundamental difference.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:41, Reply)

If you're so good how come I am broke?

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:42, Reply)

We assisted you in mitigating a substantial IHT liability.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:43, Reply)

You both seem to take a bizarre pride in the value of the people you serve.
It's like a Polish car cleaner bragging about having rinsed a Bentley.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Yeh but Polish Car cleaners don't earn stupid money for doing it
It hardly seems fair to me. I think They should get more for Bentleys and Ferraris than for a 1.6l 6n Polo CL
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Correct.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:46, Reply)

Surely you get more for washing a Bentley than a Fiat Punto.
They're fucking massive.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Not if your Polish
as if more proof were needed that racism is alive and well in the elite classes.
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Shut it, pleb.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:52, Reply)

If we're talking about the ones in supermarket carparks,
I'd be impressed if they did it using clean water and without breaking any windscreen wipers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Everyone round here goes to the Polish car wash
you get about 15 guys hand washing your car, takes no time at all, fucking good job done, no swirls in the paint and it costs about 6 quid.
( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:00, Reply)

haha I'm dealing with a complaint from a Euromillions winner
He can barely sign his own name, the wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:46, Reply)

Maybe you could convince him to fund a Kernow Bash

( Peej, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:47, Reply)

You should totally embezzle his winnings.
He'd probably not even notice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:47, Reply)

nah he's gone to a different firm
He wants the 360k initial commission back so his new adviser can get paid. I've explained to the ombudsman why the transaction wasn't regulated so there's nothing either he or the client can do to make us pay it back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Did your explanation include the words 'loser' and 'haha'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:50, Reply)

pretty much
The FOS chap didn't even understand how offshore bonds work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:52, Reply)

OMG wot a looser

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I know!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Why are you encouraging him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:54, Reply)

chicks dig money chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57, Reply)