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This will surely appeal to all
the Jurassic Park fans out there ...
How long would you last, chained to a bunk bed,
with a velociraptor?
www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/I didn't last very long....
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TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:26,
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latest was 16 years ago)
1 minute, 32 seconds
*shrugs*
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Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:31,
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Better than me
with 1 minute 13 seconds
*is eaten by a nasty dinosaur*
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TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:34,
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I got the same as TWW
More velociraptors
xkcd.com/87/xkcd.com/135/xkcd.com/155/
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Captain V, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:42,
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I think I was let down
By screaming like a sissy when my arm got ripped off.
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Captain V, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:46,
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Ah...
See, that's when I'd
bring the noise.
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Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:48,
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54 seconds...
is how long the velociraptor would last with me...
Grrrrrrr! etc.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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54 seconds
*is poof*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:55,
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1 minute 13
I'm going down fighting!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:08,
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1 minute 16
not too bad...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:23,
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44 seconds.
And I screamed for every last urine soaked one of them.
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Moey, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:32,
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I made it 60 whole seconds.
*sniff* make every second count!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:41,
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sadly
i only survived 51 seconds. is there an equivalent one for how long the velociraptor would survive?
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ascorbate, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:44,
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1 min 22 sec
I would beat that bastard with my arm though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:53,
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I too lasted
1 min 28 seconds.
I also have chokehold knowledge
and wrestling experience
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bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 23:38,
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Hmph
60 seconds. I guess martial arts training, some wrestling experience, chaining the velociraptor while he eats my severed arm
and being tall count for nothing while I'm panicking at the sight of blood.
Mine or his, is irrelevent really.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:25,
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1 minute 28 seconds
3 older brothers, kickboxing and working with animals sets you up pretty well I guess ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:40,
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1 min 6 secs
Before the nasty bugger got me..... Kinda, well, academic realy when you're chained to a bunkbed with a killer dinosaur?
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:41,
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I'm still winning, woo!
Must be 'cos I'm big.
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Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:45,
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Or
Cos you cheated and said you had a gun or something
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:53,
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*shoots fredz*
Next?
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Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:55,
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Ow!
That bloody hurt you bastard! Owwwwww! Right in the sholder! Hey...... wait.... what are you doing with that chain? And that Bunkbead? And the large crate with airholes in it?
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:59,
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*releases Raptor*
*waits for 1 min, 6 seconds*
*wanders off*
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Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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*dies*
Urg
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 2:06,
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1 minute 25
Overgrown newts.
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osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:27,
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Bah
1 min 28 seconds for me too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:44,
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HeHe
One minute 41 seconds.
But I lied like an Enron veep.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:06,
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