I'm a bit uncomfortable with this mod lurking all the time, ready to instaban on the off chance that shambles pops up with a new account.
I don't mind so much if it's peej, but I wish he'd post a bit as well - he's the best one here y'know.

Anyway, stop it whoever you are, it's boring and we have too few posters as it is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:31, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

hi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:34, Reply)

^ yet this prick still hasn't been banned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:35, Reply)

everybody loves me m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:37, Reply)

I only like you because other people don't like you.

(pingu, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:37, Reply)

only the shit dullards don't like me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:39, Reply)

I dont like you.... oh
ok as you were
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)

bonzoriver29

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:21, Reply)

Dozodog29

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:22, Reply)

You know we can't have too much fun, til all your homework's done.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:36, Reply)

I'm not sure we'd be able to handle any fun anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I assume they're under the misapprehension that this is any kind of inconvenience to me.
I wonder if they'll delete a "real" account ...
(pingu, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:36, Reply)

You touch my account and I'll poo in your hands.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:39, Reply)

That's precisely what he wants you to do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:39, Reply)

it's a cunning ploy
But it might just work!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:41, Reply)

I might stop posting 5ever

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Well I'd be sad to see you go, but I hope I can rely on you to do it properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Might start a gofundme for regulars who don't want me to log in as them and change their name to "river".

(brund, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:42, Reply)

I was going to suggest that everone change their username to je suis river or summat, but then I remembered that half the people here don't like you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:45, Reply)

countdown to 'driver' :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:47, Reply)

This is too quick to be someone watching.
Can they ban any account that posts from a certain IP automatically or something?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:46, Reply)

It's shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:46, Reply)

he's doing a sterling job of cleaning up all the old, obsolete accounts, perhaps rob has employed him to do housekeeping

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:50, Reply)

They've deleted one non- empty account today.
I assume they'll unban it if they're emailed. Unless they've gone totally menkle.
(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:04, Reply)

They might be monitoring France.
I'll be back in a few hours then they can ban That London.
(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Isn't ghetto yeti in France though?
I don't know why I'm asking you, you've probably been banned again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I am indeed.
Doesn't look like IP determination, whatever it is. I do think it's kind of lolwakki that the banhammer has gone from somnolent and sluggish to lightning-fast in a very short space of time. Maybe some sort of Internet Hardman Enforcer has been hired or summat.
( .Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Whoever it is, they're a wanker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)

I love them.

(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I guess they're on their lunchbreak at the moment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:16, Reply)

They've inadvertently made the entire board about me.
I know they have a pretty shocking Moderation history but this might be their dumbest hour.
(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)

It is getting eerily similar to when R** F**rh**m* used to get banned for posting anything at all.

( .Yeti., Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:13, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:46, Reply)

mods, you've missed one

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:48, Reply)

they'll never catch me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:49, Reply)

joke's on you if you do get b&ed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:50, Reply)

I'll just do a Fairholme and keep returning under painfully obvious new personae

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:53, Reply)

scarydozer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:54, Reply)

ringodozer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:55, Reply)

Whatever happened to the plum bit of your name?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:56, Reply)

fucked off to plumsnet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:56, Reply)

it just made people think about my testicles, I thought it was fairer to drop it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Wait, I thought you were a bird?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:00, Reply)

He is always blobbing like one

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:12, Reply)

what, dozerplops is always shedding the lining of his uterus?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:15, Reply)

out his mouth

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:34, Reply)

Spazzy McDozertron

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Dozerfock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:58, Reply)

fresh water dozer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:59, Reply)

rotating wobbly dozer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:59, Reply)

grandma of doze

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:00, Reply)

dozername failed moderation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:00, Reply)

I probably shouldn't give the satisfaction

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:04, Reply)

the bassline in Livin' on a Prayer is the bassline from I Feel Love

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:51, Reply)

the birth of techno stemmed from that song.
Mainstream anyway.

NO NOT BONJOVI
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:13, Reply)

tell me about detroit techno and its history

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Acid house was invented by Charanjit Singh
youtu.be/NUqnPYwoiF4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I like their house music

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:34, Reply)

Or they could just add a capcha onto the login screen.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:10, Reply)

They could do any of the dozen really basic things that lovely Dr Shambolic suggested about five years ago.
He really was jolly helpful. I'm glad they were so humble and appreciative.
(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Whatever happened to that guy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:14, Reply)

dunno
hope he's dead
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:15, Reply)

I don't know but he really was SWELL

(robtootoo, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:16, Reply)

+ ING while hiding in the boys showers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:21, Reply)

Dr SHIT BUM LICK more like

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 13:17, Reply)