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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can only assume it was the morphine talking
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Blood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.
They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)
Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06, Reply)
and not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)
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