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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So come on, how many of you logged in, only to see a dozer 'alright' thread and decided to log off and do something less boring instead?
Alt: What do you want for Christmas?
You can't all have my mum, the woman is getting on a bit now and I need her to make my Christmas lunch.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:42, 76 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Alt: What do you want for Christmas?
You can't all have my mum, the woman is getting on a bit now and I need her to make my Christmas lunch.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:42, 76 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
If everyone logged out to do something less boring instead they wouldn't be able to read this question, you stupid prick.
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She usually cooks a small turkey for my father and his mother to eat, but given that nearly everyone else attending will be vegetarian, she'd be failing her duties more if she didn't cook any vegetarian filth.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:48, Reply)
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:48, Reply)
Your family sounds shit mate
Except your dad and his ma. Bet the place fucking stinks by the end what with all the vegetarian farts.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Except your dad and his ma. Bet the place fucking stinks by the end what with all the vegetarian farts.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:52, Reply)
I'm logged in all the time, maaaaan.
Doesn't mean I'm going to reply to a dozer "alright" thread though.
Alt: I'm torn between something sensible for the new house and a new cable for my Sennheiser cans. But can't we compromise and have your mum FOR Christmas lunch? God knows, she likes a good stuffing.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Doesn't mean I'm going to reply to a dozer "alright" thread though.
Alt: I'm torn between something sensible for the new house and a new cable for my Sennheiser cans. But can't we compromise and have your mum FOR Christmas lunch? God knows, she likes a good stuffing.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:49, Reply)
I don't know why you think an almost 72 year old woman would make a suitable Christmas lunch
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:08, Reply)
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:08, Reply)
I hope a spooky ghost with a hook hand kills dozer and hangs him upside down from a tree.
Alt.
Dear Father Christmas
This year for Christmas I would like...
A blowjob
A bit of peace and quiet
A slap up meal
Enough booze to kill an elephant
I have been a very good boy all year I promise
Your Friend
Peej
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Alt.
Dear Father Christmas
This year for Christmas I would like...
A blowjob
A bit of peace and quiet
A slap up meal
Enough booze to kill an elephant
I have been a very good boy all year I promise
Your Friend
Peej
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Father Christmas doesn't exist soz
it was your wife all along and there's no way she's going to agree to everything on your list
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:59, Reply)
it was your wife all along and there's no way she's going to agree to everything on your list
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 8:59, Reply)
Alright, so how many logged back in, having previously logged out because of dozer's 'alright' thread, only to see a tangledupinblue thread with hardly any replies and thought 'fuck this', logged out again and have requested via the mail us form that your
account be deleted and have started making plans to kill yourselves and your families?
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:06, Reply)
account be deleted and have started making plans to kill yourselves and your families?
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Let's face it, you don't get fucking presents when you're older do you
You buy them for yourself then someone puts their bloody name on the tag. At least you get shit you want though.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:39, Reply)
You buy them for yourself then someone puts their bloody name on the tag. At least you get shit you want though.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:39, Reply)
It is really
but god knows I drop enough hints throughout the year.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:41, Reply)
but god knows I drop enough hints throughout the year.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:41, Reply)
I keep a long list of records that I would like to own but have pointed out to mrs tangle that there really is no point in buying me a present, but if she absolutely must get me something, then buy one of them.
She nearly always gets me something else.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:48, Reply)
She nearly always gets me something else.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:48, Reply)
I told my Mum one year that I wanted Calvin Klein pants
They're a bit dear, I said, so one pair is perfectly fine. I'd rather one pair of decent knickers to 5 pairs of cheap ones.
Christmas morning....5 pack of Calvin Classics. Cheers.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:55, Reply)
They're a bit dear, I said, so one pair is perfectly fine. I'd rather one pair of decent knickers to 5 pairs of cheap ones.
Christmas morning....5 pack of Calvin Classics. Cheers.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:55, Reply)
Ok this has got a bit weird now you are telling me about your underpants
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:56, Reply)
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:56, Reply)
I've wanted a resonator for ages, and considered getting a cheap one
but I really shouldn't buy any more cheap crap. It's false economy.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:40, Reply)
but I really shouldn't buy any more cheap crap. It's false economy.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:40, Reply)
So it's agreed then, you'll get yourself a National Resonator for Christmas
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:57, Reply)
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:57, Reply)
I'll be back to help with the post count full time in a few months I reckon.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:39, Reply)
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Yeah, I want and posted on talk.
Even frank is better than a dozer thread.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Even frank is better than a dozer thread.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2015, 10:07, Reply)
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