hallo off of the topix, how's it gaun?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 16:21, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

McBeef does COV
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3534169/Police-restrain-man-wielding-samurai-sword-city-centre.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 16:44, Reply)

have you ever considered DYAAKY?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 16:47, Reply)

dunno what tht is soz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 16:48, Reply)

u shud definately do it m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 16:51, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:10, Reply)

fine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:05, Reply)

"alright"
Had a meeting with HR today, apparently there's a team leader role available but I'd have to go through the application process - submit CV, get selected, interviewed etc.

Given that for the past two years I have been entirely consistent in avoiding or outright shirking giving presentations or training junior team members I can't see me interviewing well for it. Nor would I really want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:49, Reply)

I'm sure they feel the same although employment law dictates the have to make you aware of the position. I'm sure they don't want to have to fire you twice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:54, Reply)

Lovely
Currently in Devon, looking out over a sunny harbour with a cold beer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:51, Reply)

BULLSHIT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:51, Reply)

No, beer.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 17:56, Reply)

Off to eat curry with a colleague and a customer in a bit
Expenses will get a battering. last time the drinks bill was nearly twice the food bill - ah well, he spends about half a million per year with us so it's worth it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:20, Reply)

Captain Placid likes pandering to his clients

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:37, Reply)

Prefers to have curry, too.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:38, Reply)

HI DOZERS!
I am currently sitting with a glass of tanqueray with 8 olives in it watching the sun go down.
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:25, Reply)

Good evening, I'm in a cafe on the
river Seine. Drinking a glass of chilled Sancerre, watching the dying rays of the sun flickering playfully through a weeping willow.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:40, Reply)

I may have exaggerated a little.
I'm actually in a pub with a small pond, drinking a San Miguel enjoying the last bits of sun.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:54, Reply)

I'm on a sweaty smelling train going
through West Worthing drinking a Scrumpy Jack.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:56, Reply)

Fuckers.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 18:57, Reply)

I'm at work, not drinking anything.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Apr 2016, 19:06, Reply)