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Khristmas Kroney thread.
Just to take the pressure off Meatsnake, who's been handling the duties solo most of this year haha wanking.
So. Wagwan bumberchutes?
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:07,
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After today I am only working one day before New Year's
This is practically a record, for me. Got sloe gin and bramble brandy ready to be decanted, got a metric fuck-ton of wine and beer; A&E beckons!
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:09,
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Been off since yesterday
Shopping and tidying done, so have been enjoying a selection of whiskies and beers,and watching various movies. CBA with going anywhere, briefly went into Tescos yesterday and it was like the Apocalypse was coming, the bloody shops only shut for one day!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:17,
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Last day of work until Jan 3rd innit.
Prayers for an early dart, pls.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:58,
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So kronely
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:19,
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Are you calling Kroney a woofter?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:43,
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No..?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:28,
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Well you should.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:38,
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Outrageous
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:08,
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After today I am off until until the 3rd and don't have to use any of my holiday allowance.
Woooooo
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Peej, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:33,
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You've got kids, so I'd imagine you'll be looking forward to the return to work.
Unless of course, you are one of those weird people who actually likes their family.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:45,
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I'm just going to spend the week in a drunken stupor
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Peej, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:53,
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going for a (full) year off work in 2017, only managed 11 months this year, fuck 2016 etc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:06,
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Would you take a 6 month contract in Dubai for £10k a month tax free + accomodation + flights provided. If it meant not being able to see your child more often than one weekend in four?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 20:56,
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last day today until 3 jan
then at work until 6 jan before fucking off to Barbados.
Christmas should always be on a sunday, it makes the bank holidays so much more useful.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:09,
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plus god's day and all that shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:10,
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(Meat)Snakes On A Plane!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:29,
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Seeing as this is a super special Kroney thread..
I just popped by, so that in the future I can say I was in it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:18,
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Harters!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:29,
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Y'ello
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:33,
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Life going well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:38,
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Probably better than Dozers
...but that's not exactly saying much is it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:40,
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He'll be reading this.
Wonder if he's finished decorating his hallway yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:42,
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Is that a euphemism?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:44,
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I'm sure his quarry tile floor looks resplendent
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:44,
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Lurking prick...
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I mean, Hi Harters!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:29,
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Alright Jay....
you still putting the mince into the pie?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:34,
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with more gusto than Julian Clary in a darkroom, with a fistful of lube
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:00,
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i have his autobiography
"a young man's passage"...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:45,
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we thought you were dead!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:32,
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thought hoped, lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:33,
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Well really :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:40,
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Hartley Hare, as I live and breathe.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:09,
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Hey Kroney I could hardly miss out on your annual thread now could I?
How is my favourite French man doing?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:13,
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Eh *shrug*
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 14:14,
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With storm Barbara on the way
I'm wondering if I'm better off going out for breakfast or going for a swim.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:43,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2625979
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:48,
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I saw someone fall off their bike, it was well lol, now I feel christmassy AMA
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:32,
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i don't think you're fit to have a chil-
oh fuck
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:32,
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lol gutted
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:45,
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Slab or kebab?
Can't have both.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:33,
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slab
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:45,
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KEBAB
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:58,
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^ Any excuse to be skewered
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 14:44,
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Did a car run them over causing life-changing injuries?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:35,
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no, it was in a park and he was going too fast trying to corner. he slid quite a long way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:46,
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Like Keegan on Superstars?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:13,
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there were similarities
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:25,
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Oh man, I wish I'd seen that.
I just did a special festive online quiz. It was about Hitler. I got a good score. Chuffed as fuck.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:09,
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I hope you get to see someone fall over for xmas m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:25,
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I think we're in here Frog, play it nice and cool
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:38,
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stay frosty
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:42,
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ghostbusters lolly maker toy
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:44,
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# infest
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:01,
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Wonder if Santa will get you a Mr Frosty for Christmas
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:31,
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that and a soda steam would be a dream come true
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:43,
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Global Hypercolor cycling shorts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:47,
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