In a taxi behind a van
A van advertising the services of "Bumar Gardens" and a website of bumargardens.

Seriously. Not one person told them that was not a good idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 8:43, 10 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

CEO is
Former Whitehouse chief of staff Randy Bumgardner.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:11, Reply)

I still can't believe his name
I mean, do you go, "oh our surname is bumgardner, how can we make it worse?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:18, Reply)

There was a guy who
belonged to my gym called Dickon Love (child cruelty surely?)
Randy Bumgardner definitely wins the 'shit name which will make you a figure of ridicule' prize though.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:00, Reply)

What about Otis Spunkmeyer?
I really liked his cookies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:09, Reply)

He picked up some hull ionization, RIP

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:54, Reply)

Specialists in uphill work?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 9:44, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Peej, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 10:06, Reply)

I think it's a devastating satirical attack on our current political establishment.
Take that, Right Honourables!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:52, Reply)

Don't make me spell it out with a tracterrr on the sand in kernow ooh arrrr

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:08, Reply)

You need to write it in a book, then throw it at him.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:38, Reply)