election
are there enough like-minded people here in all 659 (I think) British constituencies to form a political party and run for election?

I'm thinking of

"Tell it as it is party"
"the no-bullshit party" or
"The party you vote for because we're really good rather than just being the most likely 'lesser of two evils' party"

One of the main policies being to eradicate spin-doctors and not to sex anything up

Richard Littlejohnesque people need not apply.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:16, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd be up for that
as long as I could be in charge.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

And
I'd have to be in charge of whoever was in charge.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, Reply)

Since it's you
I'll allow that.

We need to start working on some policies.

Library on every street corner
Mandatory facial hair for men
Futuristic robots to do the work so we can spend all day on b3ta
Banning of social networking sites
Better weather
Christmas twice a year

Any more?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Ooh
A ban on emo fringes, and we stick chavs in the army, since they're already shaven headed and good with weapons.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, Reply)

I think
we'll work well together!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

Oooh
And we should clone John McCririck and give one to every violent woman in the country. And when one feels pain, they all do.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

I quite like things being sexed up.
In fact the more sexy things there are the better.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Then
you can be our minister of sex. You sexy filthmonger.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:59, Reply)

we need to be able to travel in tubes
get scientists working on the tube technology!

seriously though, I'm all for this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)

And
Tubes from Soccer AM can be minister of Tubes. We'll save a ton on letterheads.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Chavs to be neutered.
Ach throw in ethnics as well to preserve the master race. Or is the master race black now the Mr Barrack is the most powerful man in the world? Compulsory black-shagging/fertilising!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Free stockings and suspenders for all.
That will be my first act.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)

Well
I'm Minster Of Justice.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)

^
What's a Minster?

Sorry.

Ooh, I want to play at politics, can I have a part?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Minster
is actually the village near where I grew up. It's in Kent. And it has a nice pub. Thus completing the most boring post ever written on b3ta.
(GONEism, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)