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If the B3ta servers caught fire again, or get caught in a tornado/earthquake/volcano combination, or maybe even had some planes fly into them, what would you all go off and do instead?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wank
in the fridge.

It's my only other hobby.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)

I'd go back to my first love
Weaving baskets whilst singing to my flock of sheep.
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)

GAY


is probably where I'd go
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Probably
work.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, Reply)

B3ta
is all that stops me from surfing for pron in work...

I guess I'd be sacked
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Well I never knew that, al
I'll miss that place, and I'll have to find somewhere else to look for cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)

The bunker?
Isn't that where we can all go if the internets get too scary?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

After several weeks of cold turky.
(and I don't mean the edible kind).


I would resume my life as an upstanding, reliable and hard working member of the community. I would find some real friends, maybe find a toyboy to keep me busy and satisfied until I can meet up with the current long distance boyfriend again.I may learn to play a musical instrument or learn a foreign language . I would write long posts to forums explaining the danger of being sucked into websites that brainwash you into thinking there's nothing more important than being funny and clever.

That's about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)

@BGB
But there is nothing more important than being clever and funny!

And we all know that b3ta makes you more funny and more clever.

Just look at Enzyme - he left school with one CSE to his name, found b3ta and now he's the most intelligent man on the planet!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)