A little present for the /talkers


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(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:55, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Just in case they throw their toys out of the pram one more time.
It will save a lot of bother.

Good work Halfy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Oh you lot are great fun.
Let me help pick up those toys.

You have some throwing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Halfy
that's a good one. You'll have to post it every time JMG turns up spouting crap!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

ahem

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Halfy
You made me do a semi sick/splutter :o)

I love you more than chips!

If I wasn't approaching teh menopause, I'd have your babies :o) x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)

if I didn't hate
the little vomiting money eaters, I would have them with you too!

thanks all!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)

not forgetting...
the sleepless nights, toddler tantrums and that particular shade of "hearing aid beige" poos that pre-weaned babies do :-S
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

plus
21 years of tantrums, pissy fits, arguments, bailing out of prisons, picking them up when drunk at 17, rescueing when car is broken down


its a wonder we bother breeding in the first place
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

How about
we settle for metaphorical babies?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)

This
is slightly-drunken ace!

*has an apparently amazingly cool clued-up chilled-out child*
Fucking great genes, obviously :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)