Here's a Friday night thread...

( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:23, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They're supposed to be Killer Bees
Not fucking cute ones.

There's weapons in that there beehive.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Rubbish!
Killer bees have fangs!
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:27, Reply)

Fuck off do they.
They don't need them.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Fangs = evil
That's a fact of biology.
Anything with fangs is evil.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)

OK
but even some things without fangs are evil. My bees are fangless, but they'll still give you a lot of fucking trouble, you cheeky git.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)

Absolutely Lazlow
Killer bees!

(I love Grand Theft Auto 3)
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Well,
looks like they saw Kaol off.
*prouds*
What a perfect swarm.
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:23, Reply)

Hello
Has StairMasterGeordie turned up yet? Or is he still licking his wounds from losing an argument with al earlier today ON THE INTERNET?

Or is he sitting in his room in his mum's house thumbing a 1985,slightly crinkly edition of the Grattan's catalogue?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)

I just
remembered who that other person was from the age conversation last night! +3

/randomness

Hello everyone!
And back to borking threads. *cries*
*runs away*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Ah the age topic last night
*remembers NOT to start talking about it again*

How are we all this evening? Have you had your induction for Sainburys yet Miss Badger?
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Good remembering
Badger. Evening all
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)

No
and I have a real interview next Wednesday so I am not going then either. Not that they have actually asked me to go then... but if they did... I couldn't.

So yeah.. how's you V?

Woo and Dok woo people *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Woo!
I've got songs!
*grins*

Rough as hell, but woo, recording thing works :D
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)

When do we get
to hear them Kaol?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)

I'm not here for long
Just waiting on people to turn up at the pub.

*dances*

People have turned up

*glees*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:00, Reply)

fine
sod off then Dok. Discard us *cries* It's fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Depends how nicely you ask...
*grins*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)

send me the fucking recordings
you bastard?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)

No dice :p
I'm still waiting on some more from my drummer *sighs*

Could you gaz me to let me know which ones you've heard before?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Well good luck with your interview on Wednesday
I'm not doing too badly myself. I'm quite excited about tomorrow as I'll have paid my sister back all the money I owe her which means having an extra £500 a month when I next get paid =D

Really looking forward to 2009 now as I should get my driving license back in the first week or so of Jan and me and a friend should be looking for somewhere to rent. Moving back out of my parents place will be all of the awesomes and many of the woos.
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Ooh houseparty at V's
*wooooooooos*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)

Oh dear
Perhaps in March. I expect it'll be at least that long before we manage to sort anything out =/
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Right...
I've sent you the two tracks that I've got, Ms. TGB.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Evening all the dears
How are we all this fine evening?

I managed to go a whole day without getting annoyed by any stupid people at uni. Go me!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Grrrr
I've just found out that my 16 year old sister has started smoking. My Mum found a ten deck in her bag - can't believe the dopey cow got caught!

Now I don't mind smoking at all (but I am glad for the smoking ban) and so wouldn't be overly fussed about my sister smoking if her reason for starting was better than "well all my friends smoke and when they go for a fag I have nothing to do".

I'm pretty disappointed in her, not for smoking, for being a sheep. I'm going to have to help defend her from the wrath of my parents as they'll just end up driving her towards it more. Once that's over I'll have to have words with her about thinking for herself.
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:44, Reply)

V,
Bring her to meet me.
Two reasons:

a) I'll have a story the QOTW
b) She'll see what smoking as a child does to you by first-hand example
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:47, Reply)

I'd have nothing against you having your wicked ways with my sister
If she didn't have a very lovely boyfriend =p

I don't think it'll be too hard to convince her she should quit if you can call it quitting when you've only been smoking 3 weeks. It only took a couple of very simple points (it'll cost you loads of money, you don't need to smoke to go outside with your friends when they're smoking) that she had no answer to for her to start getting pretty sheepish about the whole thing.

She's still rebelling against my parents at the moment but looks up to me so I feel I ought to get involved again.

My Mum's "sex talk" with her, so I'm told, amounted to "you can't have sex with him, you're not old enough and you'll get in trouble". Great work Mum, deny that she's going to have sex, that way you wont have to feel guilty about not giving her any useful advice. *sighs*
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Oh...
I've never heard that before...
*panics*

Er... You can have mine? Swap?

Anyway, I've gotta go to the "village Christmas drinks".
Free wine = bad news.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

You've got yourself a deal!
Hope you have a good time with the village people and the wine!
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)

3-2-1
and I'm back in the room.

What's going on? Or is everybody away having a life OFF THE INTERNET?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)

I think most people have left the internet
I wish I knew how they do it =[
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Free wine :p
*sighs*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)

Think of the qotw Kaol!
Wine + village people = possible age gap lay? =p
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Me too Cap
And yet here I am, still posting...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)

And...
back to thread borking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Yeah, you've done it again you twat
Wouldn't have happened if you were JamMasterGeordie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Or
Rathen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Or
baldmonkey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Or
Woodside Twattybollox.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

He's right you know

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

So what should I do?
Please?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Head over to /talk
You'll soon learn the ways of THE INTERNET my son. By doing this you shall instantly lose weight and become impressively popular.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Oh thank you DG
For you have given meaning to my life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Mention it not, my son.
Now, fuck off.

Please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Oh dear
*calls the men with the straight jackets*
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah, fuck off
YOU MONG

*EDIT* That was aimed at DG, not you Captain V!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)

*hands DG a cuppa*
you feeling alright mate?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)

I'm fine becky
Nothing that a set of electrodes to the temples wouldn't cure.

How goes it with you lovely b3ta lady?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

I'm still at work
but plotting my exit very soon. How are you tonight aside from the spleen venting?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I'm good thanks
I have a loving family, a warm home, and wine. What more could I possibly need?

Except to see a lovely bunch of b3ta people with whom to exchange hugs?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Glad to hear it DG
I'm off home as I'll be back here within 12 hours...happy happy joy joy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Ah, work
but at last you enjoy your job. Not many can say that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Evening Becks, DG
Work in 12 hours sounds crap Becky.

And I'm slighty worried from DG's mental health. Are you ok?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Right
I'm off down the pub. Laters guys. *hugs*
( Captain V, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

PoD
We're fine.

:D

*EDIT* the thread was a bit slow so I thought I'd inject a bit of temporary insanity into it.

Cos I is a wacky internetz type, y'see?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

I do see
I see very clearly.

I started making a poster earlier. It did strange things to my computer, so I had to move to my desktop. Dull I will admit, but seeing as I wasn't planning to start it until tomorrow, it made me feel good :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Yay for feeling good
Sounds a bit like wanking but without the feelings of self loathing and the desire to flagellate one's self afterwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Erm
That probably sounded different to how I'd intended it to...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah
Stop it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Sorry
I'm a not quite 38 year old man on the internet.

These things happen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Well
Just watch your step laddy, that's all I'm saying...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Fair do's guv
*slopes off for a fag*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I worry about him sometimes
Y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Me too.
fuckin' weirdo.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

^ this dangleberry needs a spot of b3tatherapy....
Dear B3ta

I is frightenendenenend that I might need some psycholojik help plz innit. My scatalia are beginnings to atrophe ain't they an' all.

My temples iz cravin' da ECT man....

Bring it on ya sons o' ho's ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Your point being...?
We isn't scared of da intehnet trolls isn't we?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

No, we isn't, is we?
So there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Good show.
We certainly taught her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Yes, we did.
*smugs*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Oh fuck...
Whisky and beer and wine.

Badness.

Going to sleeep now.
Bye!
( Cawl, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 1:45, Reply)