To the extreme
I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:47, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Spiffing
Ice Ice Baby

*running mans*

Word to your mother
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
great song

want to cover it with my band

can you imagine that bass line on a double bass, and some funky rock guitar

it'd be sweet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:55, Reply)

No no no
word to your mother Bert, word to your mother.

*winks*

*thrusts crotch*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)

You can't beat the original
Queen 'I want to break free' sample though, that was a stroke of genius.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)

@ Bert
Wasn't it from 'Under Pressure'?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)

was it not 'Under Pressure'?
p'raps both?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Same thing


*cries*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Rollin'
I'm very surprised noone's gone 'You sad fuck!'

I do still remember every single word.

Edit: Under Pressure. Yes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:59, Reply)

There there Bert
It's okay that your a total thicky spaz when it comes to Queen songs. I still love you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:02, Reply)

To be even more pedantic
Under Pressure was by Queen & David Bowie...

:D
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:04, Reply)

I HATE YOU ALL
I'm going to hide in my room because you're all fat I'm your superior.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)

WOBBLE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:07, Reply)

My bottom lip is quivering because you all upset me so much
I need a hug.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Fuck off back to QOTW
Oh, hang on...

*EDIT* hugs Bert
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:09, Reply)

NO
Why don't you fuck off back to Geordieland, you Dalek-toucher!

love you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:12, Reply)

He's never touched a dalek
he tried, but they ran away and called him a smelly bum head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)

This
is uncannily accurate...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)

EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:35, Reply)

I frickin love this tune.
I've always kept it quiet till now. Yay!
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)

Did
he not claim that the bassline wasn't a sample of the Queen/David Bowie tune but his own composition because one note was different?

I'm sure I've seen him saying this on a TV programme quite recently. Or maybe he was just joking.

I can't quite process the idea of Vanilla Ice having a sense of humour.
(gabbar, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)