Good morning!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:38, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning
How are the assembled hordes of B3ta this fine day?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Mornin
Had a good bash last night. Unlike the last one where I was sober and walked into a pub full of drunk people, I let the sober people walk in on me drunk.

Anyway, I'm heading off to my parents for Christmas so will be spending most of today packing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)

No idea
But I have re-arranged my room so I can post from bed now, wrapped in a warm snuggly duvet, which is lovely.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:44, Reply)

BOLLOCKS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:47, Reply)

You have a pair, I assume?
Or are you searching for some? Mine are taken already, try Netto.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:48, Reply)

If I could do that PB
I'd not leave the comfort of my bedroom!

Good stuff Spakka - Drunkery is the future.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:49, Reply)

I had the perfect setup at uni
Computer in front of a big comfy chair, and next to the computer desk was a fridge always stocked with beer and food. On top of the fridge was a George Foreman and a kettle... best setup ever that was.

And good work Spakka- have fun at your parents. Where are you travelling to?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Mine's just stuck away in the corner of the living room
Granted it's handy for TV, kitchen runs and fag breaks but until I sort out the house it's gotta stay there.

When I do get the office set up it's gonna rule ..... Might have to consider the George Foreman grill :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Sounds like the perfect setup Piston
Do you use WiFi or do you just have a long Ethernet cable?

I live in a studio-flat, so my laptop is in both my bedroom, living-room and kitchen at the same time.

My parents live in the same town I used to live in before I moved to London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:01, Reply)

You said the magic words!
www.b3ta.com/board/6648025

*waves*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Cool cool
I have wi-fi. So very damned useful. Right, I'd better put some clothes on now as I have to go to Wakefield and finish off the Christmas shopping.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:35, Reply)

I've also used my laptop in the bath
but it was on a stool next to the bath. I need to have a floatation device so I can float it in the bath. I may also want to have separate floatation devices for my mousepad and keyboard.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:38, Reply)

I think
We're thinking about this a little too much. Mind you I was happy enough last night. A large hot bath with lots and lots of bath bombs from Lush, with good opera music playing loudly through the house.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)

It would appear that the 4th circle of Hell has relocated
and is now sited where my local Morrison's used to be.

Every arsehole with a dole cheque to spend seems to be there clogging up the aisles with their filthy, mewling offspring.

Apologies to the little lad in The Sixth Sense ...... "I see fat people.".
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Good Afternoon
Everyone, how are we today? Henry's been at the vets this week and I only got him back yesterday morning so he's being *astonishingly* clingy.

Poor wee boy.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:37, Reply)

I'm packing my laptop now
but I'll be on again if I can get WiFi on the train. If not, I'll post from my parents' place.

Bye.


PS. www.b3ta.com/questions/addicted/post332829
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:44, Reply)

Afternoon folks.
I was still drunk when I woke up this morning. I'm never drinking again.*

How is everyone on this fine Sunday?

*may contain traces of lies.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:45, Reply)

* sneakily refreshes *
Greetings Lusty!

I'm fine thanks. Am about to visit my parents for Xmas and have been packing my stuff.

BTW: you should seriously consider the suggestion I made about starting your own specialised greeting-card buisness.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Hello lustful one
I take it you're feeling a little hungover today?

I'm surprised that you were drunk when you woke up this morning. You didn't seem that pissed last night.
( Captain V, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)

@captain V
I fell asleep on the train on the way home, went to my friend's flat, fell over and passed out fully clothed on my friend Jim's bed.
Classy.

I still have christmas shopping to do and really can't be botherd to leave the house.
Wish me luck, I think I'm going to need it. I'm still rather wobbly!
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Good luck indeed!
I am all sorted for Christmas, got my shopping done, food in, and a large bottle of port as a treat. All in all I'm feeling rather smug.

Oh yes, and here is my antidote to too much Christmas cheer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlpCBek1_M (Tom Lehrer's Christmas Carol)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw (Al Yankovich's The Night Santa Went Crazy)

And finally...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIbLManOzs (Kevin Bloody Wilson's Oi Santa Clause You Cunt, Where's My Fucking Bike?)

/Edit

Oh God I killed the thread again (17:33)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)

thanks piston
for bringing a smile to my wrinkled, festered face ;o)

Damn good choice. For sheer perfection, I'd add Bing Crosbie's White Christmas...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:45, Reply)

I wonder
If there is an alternative version called White Supremacist Christmas?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Quiet here today
I'm on a train but there is only about 8 other people in this carriage so i sprawled out over two seats. Last night was awesome although i do recall certain people grabbing my boobs! *looks at lusty and v*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)

Hey Badgerface!
Good evening then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:11, Reply)

thread killer!!
Evenink all, anything happening?

Did i miss wild debauchery and violence last night?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)

@TGB
I have no idea what you're talking about. Next you'll be saying I motorboated clendrix! I would never misbehave like that.
( wanderlust, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)

heheheh
If you say so Lusty! ;)

*belated pickleface hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)

I think I heard my name.
*remembers last night*
*grins*
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)

*hugs*
Sounds like a missed a good 'un.

I was nicely hammered at my mates. Still a bit ropey now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, Reply)

Beekers,
my boobs and I enjoyed our evening very much.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:03, Reply)

That's good!
A nice birthday treat then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Absolutely :)
And on the whole, we all behaved quite well.
/shock
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)

I luffs the Grammer badger
as she gives good presents :) Will be most useful for my college lectures next year no doubt! Now if only it played the song as well...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, Reply)

@ clendrix
No way! *faints*

Hey becks! *hugs*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)

I took the pen out of my bag this morning...
and started singing the song.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)

Evenin' All
I'm home now, and had some dinner.
Bash was great last night, despite my total lack of being able to get drunk.
( Cawl, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Evening Kaol
I thought I'd killed the thread there for a bit!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

You tried your best though, bless you.
And you were entertaining, regardless of your sobriety :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

*grins*
I did try my best!

I'd always wondered what waking up the morning after a b3ta bash would be like without a hangover.

It's pretty good, actually.
Or maybe just waking up to hear Clendrix's voice calling your name is just an amazing way to start the day :p
( Cawl, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, Reply)

*grins broadly*
Oh you old charmer - it's only cos you knew it meant coffee time :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Well... Maybe :p
Although I had a cigarette before I had a coffee.
( Cawl, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Well, it was bloody lovely to have you as a house guest.
Been playing with, erm, anything since you got home?
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Yes!
It's beautiful :D

I'm trying to get hold of a mate of mine, need to go see him, but he's not answering his damn phone!
( Cawl, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Evening
I am now on a train somewhere on the continent accessing b3ta with my laptop's wifi.

Glad to see you're still all alive after the bash!

* hugs *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

... And I'm off to my mate's house!
I need to get Supernatural back, haha!

Back later, goodbye my dears!
( Cawl, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Bye!

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Bye Kaol

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Trust Spakka
To kill the bloody thread.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Evenin P
I'm just following in the footsteps of Davros G.

Glad you got your xmas shopping done.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

So am I
Will be going back to Mum's tomorrow so I will have limited connectivity to the internet. So it goes. Mind you, I'll be online at work, and on Christmas day, who will be on the internet anyways?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Me perhaps?
My parents have a big fat pipe. They also have a cat, so my Xmas will be full of win.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Evening guys!
I'm posting from my shiny new PC =D

Unfortunately only one of my monitors is plugged in because a cable was missing from one of the boxes and one my my sticks of RAM is borked but otherwise I'm very pleased.

And regarding boob grabbing last night. TGB was feeling left out so me and lusty did the honourable thing...
( Captain V, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Boob grabbing?
Seems I missed out. So, how was the community chest?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Evening Captain V
Yay for building your own PC and yay for making sure TGB didn't feel left out!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Yay?
You wanted a good old grope yourself I bet.

/incidentally all posts now written through the haze of alcohol. If I say something offensive, blame the booze.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Bye
My WiFi time is about to run out. May be back on later.

Bye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)

@PB
It was my birthday so I collected £10 from each b3tan.

@spakka Indeed it is rather yay. Pissed off about the RAM though. It took me far too long to work out why the machine wouldn't boot. I might invest in a better PSU when I next get paid as well as the one that came with my case is a bit too loud for my liking.
( Captain V, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)

Seeing as the post count here is about as sparse as Homer Simpson's scalp
I shall bid you all a fond goodnight and merry Christmas.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Evenin' again
It apears I've b0rked the thread before I even posted. Gah! Did manage to post to this thread from 3 different countries today so it's not all bad.

Got to my parents' 45 minutes ago and am starting the unwind process.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Well all the best with that fella
I seem to get wound up at mine. B3ta bashes seem to be my de-stress. Is that a bad thing? Either way, on this note, goodnight, and should I not see any of you 'orrible lot post for a while, goodnight and Merry Christmas, and keep yourselves well.

All the best.

p_b
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:27, Reply)