If you could have one part of any animal grafted onto your body, what would it be?

I would like a prehensile tail please.






and a donkey cock, thought I'd get that out of the way...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:33, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A pair of massive
wings so I could fly off anywhere.

But I'd like them to be removable as I think they'd be a bugger to get under clothes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)

An extendible tongue...
...like a chameleon.

Don't know why, but I've always wanted one.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:42, Reply)

The voice of...
The bloop.. Just thought I'd mention this creature twice in 2 days..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I like the tongue idea!

You could rescue small children from in front of buses, or reach pron on the highest shelf!

Magic!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Tongue
I could also flick light switches on and off without getting out of the sofa.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:46, Reply)

What else could you flick on...

Some kind of button, whilst watching TV downstairs...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Gills
Then I'd be the first person to swim the Atlantic.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Gills are an excellent idea!
I'm working on swimming entire lengths of the pool without surfacing - currently my best is coming up three times in a 25m pool. Gills would make this so much easier!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I'd go for gills
seeing as I try and spend most of my life in the water anyway

or just a hardcore set of lungs so I can hold my breath for ages
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Is there
An animal that can breathe through it's ears? I'd like to graft that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I'd like fur....
then I wouldn't have to have a cat to stroke.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Decisions, decisions...
Would wings come with the necessary musculature to use them? If not, I'll have some gills.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I'd have
the heads of Guy Chambers, Ronan Keating and Gary Barlow grafted onto my body, so I could berate them daily for producing such repugnant, unmelodious ear-trash.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)

wings would require lighter bones
and much stronger lungs and heart as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)

@ Naked Ape
I've been thinking about this one...surely a donkey cock would require a woman (or man, depending on your personal preferences) with the required extra accommodation internally?

In short, a donkey's cock would need a wizard's sleeve.

Unless of course you were intending to shag donkeys with it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Hmmm
Batlike wings so that I could fly and chuck stuff at people and such.... Gills so that I could breathe underwater.... dunno how much fun any of the others would be
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)

@ Chickenlady - Got it in one

Donkeys or a nice tight goat.

In other news I'm surprise at the love for gills. Does no one want a lions' mane, an otter's cheeks, a camel's toe or a mooses knuckle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)

What about
being able to climb up stuff like insects or lizards do. That would be fairly cool and wouldn't make you look so disformed as other things might.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I'd like a tail
So I can swish it about.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:22, Reply)

cheryl coles
entire body grafted on to the end of my left arm instead of my hand.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)

A great pair of
venomous fangs.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Vicious claws.
That'd be great.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:02, Reply)