I just read this and thought of you lot....do your worst...
Tell your life story in three incidents involving hair.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:21, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was born hairy
I shaved every day.

I got a ginger pube stuck in my teeth once.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Thank you Bertie
That really give us a sense of you and your life.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I aim to please
myself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)

hairy hairy hair
I was born with some hair, had long hair for a few years and now I wish I had hair.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I had short hair for years and years
Then I had really long hair with loads of scruffy dreads/knots.

Then I shaved it all off, and now it's medium length with the added bonus of loads of it falling out on a random basis.

Going to shave it off again soon I think.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Hey, you guys
I think chickenlady was asking for a bit more input, and rather more detail in your responses.

You're ruining her post!

EDIT Oh, and by the way chickenlady, I should mention that I got the ginger pube stuck in my teeth while sucking on tampons I found in your bin.
Yum.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Incident #1
When I was born I was overdue - apparently I was expected in April but I didn't turn up until the end of May. I have kept up this habit of lateness and now everyone copies my fashionable tardiness.

Anyway, when I finally made my grand entry I was covered from head to toe in long fine dark hairs in the manner of a small monkey. I also had a shock of long spiky black hair upon my head. In short I looked like this.

When my mother and I were taken home - in an ambulance apparently, not in a car driven by my father - the ambulance driver was entirely bald, bald as a coot, although why they say that when clearly coots are covered in feathers, I don't know.
The ambulance driver was by all accounts horrified at the sight of a small hairy baby which had more hair than he did.

And everyone laughed.

Even me.

Apparently.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Bert
I've no idea whose tampons they would have been because firstly I'm not a natural ginger - my hair is dark brown, almost black, secondly I use a mooncup and thirdly, I wax.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I'm learning a lot about you today.
It must've been PJM's tampon.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Hair and sex.
When I was about 14, perms became the fashion and I was the first girl in my school to get my hair curled. Suddenly I felt quite attractive and this coincided with a boy asking me out for the first time. He was called Colin and looked like a Colin, which is why I declined. But both these events made me realise I might actually be quite nice looking and my self-esteem was raised by a notch or two.

I always had fairly long hair in my adult life till I hit my early twenties and discovered same sex shennanigans. Having, I felt, boring hair and wanting to show my solidarity for my fellow lezzies, I got it all cut off very short. I loved it and it was soooooo great to get up in the morning and just wet my head, give a quick towel dry and I was ready to go. I kept my hair virtually the same for the next 15 years. Boys like girls with short hair too ya know.

I've been growing my hair for over a year now and the slight grey at the temples when my hair was short, that made me look like an androgenous Cary Grant, is now a swath of dry and brittle grey that makes me look like an old women with a distrust of hairdressers. I'm keeping it though because there comes a time when you just can't keep pretending to be young any more. I think I've reached that point.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)

*sigh*
Bert, you should know by now that he uses pads.

You introduced him to them. The pads help with the dribbling. And they hold the butt plugs in place.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Mooncup eh?
You google something new every day.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Ah, No3l, you're showing your youth in b3tan years
I heard about the Mooncup on here about two years ago and it's been discussed many times since.
I think you'll find that most lady b3tans (and some of the incontinent chaps) use one. They're marvellous - clean, cheap and rather sexy in a bodily fluids kind of way.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Mooncup!
It's the hippy name that puts me off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah I guess.
I very rarely get the chance to get involved in other people's bodily fluids.

I'm constantly covered in my own though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)

@ BGB,
Agreed, the name is rather hippy but it *is* a rather hippy product.
But I'm more than happy to be a hippy if it's going to save me a tenner or more each month.
And I don't have to worry about taking out a handbag or using up vital inches in a suitcase.
One cup, one Chickenlady.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I don't bleed at all thanks to a certain type of pill.
and the menopause isn't that far away : )

I can't wait for hormone replacement patches. My mum was like Superwomen when she got those.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Actually, neither do I
thanks to a certain type of IUD.


Ah...the things I tell Auntie b3ta...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)

This conversation
is making me hot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Hey!
We thought this would be a private conversation between two mature ladies who value their privacy more than life itself. *snorts*
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)

The implied voyeurism just makes it hotter :)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)

My life in hair
When I was born i had blonde hair and blue eyes, like a good little Nazi poster child. My hair soon turned brown, although I grew it and dyed it black during my teens.

When I went to uni I discovered the joys of wool-wrapped braids, followed shortly by dreads, which I dyed bright blue.

Now I have a mohawk. Ho ho ho.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Life story in 3 haircuts
School.
Rebellious, thuggish and intelligent. A very bad mix.
Long jet-black hair with my tie plaited in.

Headmaster - "Where's your tie boy!?"

Me - "It's plated into my hair sir. I have to wear one but nowhere in the rules does it say where on my person ."

Headmaster - "MY OFFICE - NOW"

Rinse and repeat.

Lympstone 1976.

Buzzcut as per regulations. Passed the course but was advised not to take the place, "Dumb insolence" issues apparently. Damn my insolent eyebrows!


Recently

No2 all over and grew a full set beard (does this count as a hairstyle?)

Found a lady who really REALLY likes the facial hair! Happy Captain Placid.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)

My life in hair
Well, from about aged 15 anyway.

Flat top (aged 15 - about 17).

Robert Smith style barnet (17 - 18).

Mohawk (18 - present day, on and off).

My age? Just turned 38. Growing old is boring.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)