When I was at school
There was a boy who I shouldn't name called Paul Bentley

He was bullied lots.

One day before the teacher had arrived in classroom, a naughty child had drawn this on the whiteboard



All very entertaining I'm sure you'll agree.
The naughty child then shouted out

'Bentley, Bentley! Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!'

Bentley was reluctant, he thought the teacher would walk in just as he started to draw.

Eventually he was cajoled into stepping up to the whiteboard, marker in hand.

'Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!' chanted the class.

What Bentley drew relegated him to the world of the bullied forever. When he stepped away from the board this is what we saw.


( WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:59, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ALL COCKS SHOULD HAVE TINY AFROS
THEOBAN HAS SPOKEN
( Theoban What of it, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)

That's no 'fro
Reminds me of Vivyan from the Young Ones' haircut.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It's electro cock.
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Little redexs

have ruined this for me!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

good christ I laughed

( moohalaa, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:01, Reply)

I detect lies in QOTW

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)