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Alabama.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:02, 72 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Good evening and fuck off
HOme Sweet Home, go home.

BOO.

Just kidding, how are you doing spakkaman?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)

I'm fine thanks Bert
but still overwhelmed. Last week, I silently passed my trial-period at work (nobody told me to leave), but my old boss has resigned and I am taking over the projects he was working on before he left. The day after he left, someone wanted something doing with one of them and I'm still sorting it out.

How's yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:12, Reply)

fookin hell
12 1/2 hour day of standing around then packing up the stand and then unpacking it once we got back. Roll on the weekend!

*waves at Bert and Spakka*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:18, Reply)

* waves back at Badger *
So I take it you've reached the stage where your ideal of the job comes tumbling down.

But apart from that, how's the new job going?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Im here
I'll just wait a bit and see who else turns up.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I'm not here
you just imagined me is all.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Hi Tulip
How's things with you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I enjoy it Spakka
it's just long days are always tough.

HLT! YAY! *huggles* how the devil are you? And Dok! Woo yo Dok *waves*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:17, Reply)

ooh hello dok, hello badger!
m'alright thanks.

how's things with your good selves?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:17, Reply)

HELLO OFF TOPIC
*waves*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Badger
*waves & hugs*

How was your long day, looking forward to tomorrow afternoon off, and eny news about your weekend?

EDIT HI Kristine!

Tulip, I'm kinda good for a change.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I'm here too
Because I've nowhere better to be.

And if I can arrange things just so I'll be leaving (work) shortly, therefore not here, if you see where I am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Ooh! Shiny newcomers!
Shiny newcomers...

shiny...

shiny...

shiny...

...

* strokes *

* polishes *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Good evening lovelies!
*snogs*

*licks faces*

*runs around in circles sniffing bums*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Hi Spakka
How's trick?

Tourette's what are you doing to my arse?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)

wow, you people sure are friendly
*overdoses on kindness*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Evenin Miss ( . )( . )
* waits for my turn to have bum sniffed *

* Twists round and sniffs Tourette's bum back *

* Reads Tourette's boardsig *

* realises it may not have been such a good idea *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)

*nips in*
Hi from merkin land. It's cold and sunny and I'm watching the Loon's bird do birdy type things.

I'm back home on Monday. Boo!
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Blousey *hugs*
Stay there then, We'd all miss seeing you at bashes and whatnot, but hey you'd still be here!

We do try to be nice Kristine, sometimes we fail though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Neither shiny nor new
For I've crept in before.

And I'm pretty much housetrained.

No sniffing of bottoms, please, because I had a lovely cheese and onion pasty for my tea.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)

It makes me want to puke on my shoes.
elle oh elle
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Disappointed
And you didn't bring any for us.

*sads*

Go on the Kristine, I could use a laugh.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I'm working.
However, I have my iPod on and am listening to David Gilmour Live At Gdansk.

It's being VERY hard not singing along with "Fat Old Sun".
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Nah. I don't have that stomach churney drooly feeling yet.
Maybe I'm feeling the love.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

*smileys*
Server fixed
Boss to be sorted tomorrow (have a plan)
Tomorrow's Friday
Guatanamo is over (not soon enough, tho)
I am on the town tonight
And have plans for a great w/e

I will not be defeated. Loveliest of evenings to all of you.

And do please fuck off!
( cackers, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Ooh people
I was distracted by BSG!

And Dok, my weekend is all nice and sorted now thank you very much :D

*sniffs Tourette's*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Evenin Miss Blouse
Pity about leaving Merkin-land.

@Mister Doctor Lemming:
Still overwhelmed. Am coping with it but I'm just not getting as much done as I wanted to. And how's yourself?

@Kristine: You never can OD on kindness.

EDIT: Greetings TRL & cackers
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:42, Reply)

BSG
is a good thing to be distracted by, glad the weekend is sorted.

Kristine, I'm sure you could feel a lot more than the love if Bert was here!

Spakka, I'm good in many fine ways!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

TGB
You really don't want to do that. I have to share a bed with her - sometimes the rumblings make the duvet float to the ceiling.

If I have to get up for a piss in the night, I daren't flick the light on in case the spark ignites...

Hello all. It's been a couple of days...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

lol DG
I'll keep that in mind! How is your good self anyways?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

What would I feel then?
A horse cock?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)

DG
You're a card you are. That's why we love you and Tourette's.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Im fine and dandy TGB, ta.
Don't seem to have the time to post around these parts of late. And the sudden 'effective filter' at work doesn't help. Although I've been working from my 'base' office for the last few days rather than my normal 'satellite', so tomorrow may be a different kettle of weasels.

Not had a proper QOTW story for weeks though. I think I may be spent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Kristine
you do NOT want to have anything to do with Bert's cock. It has a kiss curl and a cape and everything.

I saw the photo. I'll never watch Superman the Movie in the same light again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Lemming, my man
You'll excuse the familiar form of reference, but you're asking about my cheese and onion pasty.

No, I've eaten it all. And it was a Hollands cheese and onion pasty.

Better than sex.

At the moment, anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

@DG
I think that is the most awesome thing I've ever read in my LIFE.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53, Reply)

What...
the kiss curl and the cape?

*shudders*

Gaz Bert, I'm sure he'll gaz you a link...

Bulging and veiny, in all the wrong ways. Or, possibly, all the right ways if you're so inclined.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Is it like his hitlercock thing?
He's already sent me that.
I didn't actually expect it to be cocks =/
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)

hahah
with Bert always expect it to be cocks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I was very...em...creative!
Yes, that's it. Creative.
*looks away innocently*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I have it framed
by my bedside table.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I don't think I've had the 'pleasure' of Hitlercock
*Insert joke about Hitlercock invading the motherland here*

I was thinking of GIGANTACOCK! DUM DUM DUM etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I have it taped above my bed.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08, Reply)

DG
did you not get Gigantacock and hitler cock together?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I can't remember
I may have attempted to blot it from my mind...

Cigarette calls - back later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Let me know
if you need a refresher DG I'll send you the link :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Cocks & cigarettes
Cock cigarette
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I miss Frank
:(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I think Frank made a return last week.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Oh
I lost interest in the QOTW a while back haven't read anything for ages
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

TGB
no thanks... My mental state is fragile enough as it is. I don't need to be reminded about a costumed cock with the ability to wear tights better than I do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Oh he did
A subdued, quite possibly Randall P McMurphy lobotomised Frank Spencer appeared on QOTW a week or so ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Frank subdued?
you may be right about the lobotomy thing then.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)

*Pass the hat*
*dons*

*twirls*

*falls over*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Right
Smoke then bed.

May catch you guys later although I have a busy weekend planned ;)
x
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It made sense.
His post, I mean.

And I seem to think that I almost...almost...understood where he was coming from.

I may have been a tad inebriated though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Got beat 5-4 tonight.

Some cunt gave me a deag leg to the inside of the knee with his boot.

Someone also blasted the ball at my face from point blank.

There have been more enjoyable nights in my life.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:13, Reply)

*wanders in*
*surveys tumbleweed*

*wanders out again*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Evening
anyone still here?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)

I am
Cos I'm ill and in need of tea :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)

G'evening fuckers.
I'm back from an exciting evening of chips, smoking and PS3ing.
( Cawl, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Oh that's not good
I don't think we've met.

Would you like tea and biscuits sent down the intertubes?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Yes please
Liveinabin. And no, I don't think we have met.... Just recently started chatting on here, and you all seem to be lovely folks so all is good :)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I've not been here much
recently.

I spent a lot of time here over the summer but I've been to busy over the last few weeks.

Everyone is nice here, with the exception of some people from /talk who come over and kick sand in our faces.

Oh and Kaol, he has knives.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Hmmm
More online over summer? Student or teacher right? Kaol has knives? I thought he mostly wrote webcomics and such - good webcomic mind! Yeah, I did go over to talk a week or so back to talk about music I think... They seemed ok, but then again, it's probably just a few of talk I guess who do that? Hmm. I have tea as soon as it's brewed... This is good
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Teacher
In a rough-as-a-dogs cock primary school.

No one told me to fuck off today, but I did get called gay!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Heh!
Did some work in a secondary school and thinking of becoming a teacher..... So yesss - I guess swearing and such is all part of the "fun". I guess that i'ts the kinda place where if you make it a term without something being thrown at you then you're lucky...
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Make a DAY without something being thrown!
Anyways, I'm off to bed.
I'm not in school tomorrow, I'm on a course, 'promoting positive behaviour in the classroom"!

Night all.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Night Mrs Bin
positive behaviour? Is that anything to do with electrical currents?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Gnite Mrs Liveinabin
Hmmm. Electrical current certainly should have its place in the classroom.... Possibly wired into collars or something
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Right, I'm off
night all.

Or Night Nurse, if you have a cough.

Or Nytol, if you have trouble sleeping.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:25, Reply)

Gnite
How about nytol nurse? If you have a cough and trouble sleeping....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:27, Reply)