fake vegetable substitutes
Hi all, i'm thinking of giving up vegetables completely. Does anyone have any suggestions of suitable veggie substitutes that are completely made of meat. like quorn, but exactly opposite. Potatos made of chicken, mushies made of steak...you know that sort of thing.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:49, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you take a chicken leg
and debone it, then cut a series of strips along it, peel it open like a banana skin and spray it green, you get a perfectly acceptable substitute for brocolli.

If you spray it white, you can pretend it's cauliflower.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Boiled pigeon beaks
instead of sweetcorn.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Rat testes
For baked beans?

Maggots for rice?
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I can't help thinking that..
sheeps eyeballs would make great lychees.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)

So
You're looking for a pair of meat potatoes say? Or a pork carrot? *Shames*
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Nothing could be simpler.
Go to your local nursing home- there are plenty of vegetables there.

/coat
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:16, Reply)

TRL ^^
full of win. *giggles and clicks*

Alternatively - if there are no old folks homes around - go to your nearest ICU and just steal one of the vegetables from there. They'll most likely be young and tender rather then old and stringy :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:53, Reply)