Hello Fatties.
I've returned from my world tour and subsequent time of leave from b3ta, where I am told it was incredibly shit without me.
How have you, the lesser realistic, handled the lack of JMG in your lives?

Some of you may wish to point out that you couldn't care less to make yourselves appear flippant towards JMG, b3ta's leader so as to impress single mothers and tubby birds on the internet.
I provide a service to you people. Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fix the internet, JMG
Fix it with your mighty cock.

Please, I'm begging?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Beg harder
Beg harder bitch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

It's not that I don't care
It's just that I have no idea who you are or how your presence makes b3ta better. Please elaborate.

EDIT: Concentrate on the making better part, please. I have no need to hear about the abuse you suffered as a child or the difficulty you have making friends.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)

I think
It might be someone who is usualy on Talk? I'm not that sure though
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)

He's the self-proclaimed People's Champion of b3ta
who likes to come over here from /talk professing superiority and stirring-up negative statements about himself, then turning them around to infer the originator is inferior.

It's quite sweet, really. On /talk he's funny. Over here, less so.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)

stop wasting my time.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)

it's the horde of sycophants that are troublesome
JMG himself is actually rather amusing

Good holiday JMG?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

^
This, I agree wholeheartedly with.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far
He's perfectly inoffensive, but I have never actually seen an example of this "humour" which other people proclaim him to be capable of.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I distinctly remember laughing my arse off at a couple of things he's said
this is going back sometime however, possibly to before the dawn of OT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)

those who would look into the abyss..

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)

how fucking sad...
was your vacation that you still managed to post on /talk a few times? personally, i think your parents just locked you in the cellar for a few weeks.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:11, Reply)

*SHOUTS AT JMG, ONLINE*


*receives adoring glances from GIRLS*
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:14, Reply)