For anyone who has ever wondered
This

is what the naughty step looks like.
So you'd best behave yourself, or you'll get in big trouble, and the little kitteh will make you sad.

Tell you what, as I'm here, why don't we make this the evening

HOME SWEET HOME thread. I promise I'll be nice.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:11, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*deliberately misbehaves*
*clogs up kitteh's tear ducts*

*giggles*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Don't be naughty, becky
the internet needs vet nurses, they're the only thing keeps Kaol in line.

I'll probably get in trouble for posting that too.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:17, Reply)

little kitteh's cant make me sad though
except the one who was in a plastic bag on a RSPCA advert. I lost all respect for them when they did that campaign.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:18, Reply)

Because you can get them cheaper
at Lidl?

EDIT or because you were expecting a slice of cake, a balloon and a plastic dinosaur in your party bag?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Hah!
Fucking sellout :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)

Sellout? Moi?
I have the right to remain silent, but I also have the right to troll Off Topic until HSH give me a toffee apple and a forehead kiss.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:23, Reply)

*lubes up toffee apple*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Remember to pull my hair
and call me shirley, otherwise it's just not cricket.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)

*Hands Bert a toffee apple*
*kisses his forehead*

There you go, now will you stop being a whinging little bitch?
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:29, Reply)

Why is Bert here
in the evening? I don't like it. Evening time is when we get to mock him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)

He might stop whinging...
He'll never stop being your little bitch though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)

I promise not to whinge anymore
as long as nobody whinges about or to me either.

I work late every Thursday al, you big gay. I've spent some time in the wilderness, used the search facility to go through quite a few old posts and found some I'd never seen before.

You people say lovely things about me when I'm not here. Mwah!
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:42, Reply)

The crying kitteh is making me sad : (
God I had a boring school life. I cannot remember one single humorous thing that happened. Serves me right for taking drugs.


Where am I again?
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)

You're in my bed
...now hurry up and cop a feel
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Oh yes! I remember now.
*fondles*
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)

*starfishes*
*nods at the cameraman*
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

EXTREME CLOSEUP!
Whooooaaaaaaa!

We love you really Bert. It's your inherent uninhibited cuntyness that's so satisfying.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:12, Reply)

That sounds like an advert
for french cheese
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Smells like it occasionally too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)

C'mere Bert
and have a blow job.

EDIT: although it is the sort of blowjob that gets rid of an erection...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)

*cries*
You all think I smell and have run away.

IT'S SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Evening all....
Evening Ber... I mean Mr Turd.

"Kittens are better than politicians because..."

Discuss.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)

.
They understand that a sound fiscal policy is the backbone of a good election campaign.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:05, Reply)

They piss on your floor
not your future.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:09, Reply)

BGB
How was the USA? Did you enjoy it?

The Light In Chains.. I'm wracking my brains to recall your old user id... Help!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I'm a duck I'm a duck I'm a duck!
*runs around*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Kittens are better than politicians because...
they pass turds, but politicians pass bills.

Evenin'
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

PJM
Do I remind you of someone? This has always been my user id...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:42, Reply)

@Chains
Yes... I assumed that you were an old hand who'd changed their user ID. Or that you were one of the many personas of Bert!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Is that good or bad?
I'm pretty certain I've not offered to bum anyone.

I suppose it's a testament to my skills at "fitting in"...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Oh no he di-unt!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Haha....
...No, it's all good!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Reading all the old QOTWs
is like spending 10 years in the pub with all the QOTW regulars.

You hear all their stories and get a real insight into them as people. The real skill is not being over-familiar as its very hard to treat people you feel you know that well as though they're new friends.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:31, Reply)

^ ^
After having spent years as a lurker, I've recently been to a couple of bashes and met several of the QOTW regulars in real life. Sometimes, when browsing through old QOTWs, I re-read a story. I remember reading it but don't remember who wrote it. I look at the name and think "Oh, so it was them who wrote that story.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Some of us have barely met socially
yet know the most intimate secrets about each other.

Made my first date with a well known b3tan lady somewhat interesting I can tell you.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Exackerly
hard to remember that although you feel like their best friend, they think of you as this stranger with a funny name.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)

At least one thing we all have in common
is that we like to share our secrets.

If you're just a lurker, you're a stranger with a funny name. If you post enough, you too can be a 'best friend'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)

*Exposes self*
*faps frantically*

Too soon?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Did you start fapping before you exposed yourself?
No wonder it was too soon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Now my best trousers are all sticky
I have so much to learn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Damn!
Teenagers - apparently not promiscuous.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)

is it warm in here -
or is that just my brain frying after a day away from the office?
( cackers, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)

It's warmish
not too warm though
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:29, Reply)

ooer missus
I have spent the last three hours playing the poker.

Winning $300 aint so bad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:54, Reply)

hi y'all
How's it going??
and congrats on the 300 bucks LiC
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:17, Reply)

I'd say woo yay
if I hadn't pissed a lot of it up the wall. Gotta figure out how much is left.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:36, Reply)

ahah
fair enough.
so aside from pissing your winnings up the wall - what's up in your neck of the woods?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:13, Reply)

Woops I went to bed and left you hanging
In my defence I was REALLY drunk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:41, Reply)