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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Q. How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
A. With Jammin'

Mornin' all

:(
(p-arran-oid prolapsed here, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:30, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
What's long, yellow and fruity?
An apple in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)
what's the best way to handle welsh cheese ?







caerphilly
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
What do Gordon the Gopher and thomas the tank engine have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Sorry.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)
what's black, white, and red all over?
a sunburnt penguin...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)
Flesh - alternative answer:
A nun with a javelin through her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
no3l
i think that's the answer to what's black and white and can't turn round in a lift ?
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)
Or telephone box, yeah.
Works here too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:36, Reply)
What's blue and fucks kids?




me in my big blue suit
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
What's....erm...wait...
Fuck it - the answer was something to do with Alzheimers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
Ahem
Original joke:

What's blue and fucks grannies?
Hypothermia.

Modern answer:
Me in my lucky blue suit.

Ayehangyew.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
also
what has 99 balls and fucks grannies?

Bingo
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
Also
What has 99 balls and fucks kids?


My friend Clive the 150 foot caterpillar.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Q. How does Ziggy Marley like his donuts?
A. I don't know, but I hope he like's jammin' too..

Feeling better now :)

Evening all! x
(p-arran-oid prolapsed here, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)

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