Becky's cock thread
Tell me all about your cock. I don't have one, so must live vicariously through all cock owners.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:23, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've seen it
you tell me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I don't have pics of my cock
But I'll hunt out the sketch that the Crimewatch dude drew.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I Have A Cock
It's uncut, has neatly trimmed hair, It's a grow-er not a show-er.

It has incredible stamina and enjoy's potholing in tight damp caves.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I had a cock
but it invaded Poland
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Cocks are bad.
Vaginas rule.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)

BGB
Why thank you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I have a penis
It's distinctly average and I don't think with it except in the Spring, when it dictates my every waking action and many of my sleeping ones.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Mine wakes me up sometimes!
Damn you dick!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Mine used to do all my thinking for me
but it turned out it couldnt hold its' drink so now it just wakes me up in the night a lot.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Mine is called Colin

and has a pet geko.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Mines has little white spots at the end of the helmet which some may construe as an STI - it's not! I'm perfectly healthy!!!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Mine is
content.

Although some extra action wouldn't go amiss.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I keep mine well trimmed
its above the generally considered average for white males and I have had no complaints

until last night

when my wife told me that its ugly and she wouldn't buy a penis shaped dildo.

I told her to go fuck herself

She probably did.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Mine...
...just went off and is having a wee nap.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Mr Scrooby is quite restless these days
I think it is the Spring effect
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)