Where the flippin flip is every one?
Today I jogged like an old women with a bladder problem and did eleventy sit-ups. Now I am drinking wine. I shall be the fittest alcomoholic this side of the Pennines.


I also have a new telly so all is right with the world.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:13, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's quiet said Rhubarb .... Too quiet said Custard
You're doing better than me today BGB. I thought about going into the attic and knocking out a few reps on the weights bench and then thought "Nah - Fuck it".

I are now sat here with a vintage can of Lynx lager.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:17, Reply)

@Spunky
I passed my gym instructor running up the hill as I was jogging down......bitch!

That women is driving me to drink with her flat stomach and toned arms, and she's had kids.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)

The bastards are everywhere
I started work in an office next to an old mate of mine who is possibly the most ripped man alive.

As if I needed anything else to remind me of how much of a fat, unhealthy cunt I am I get sat next to Steve.

I may have to go up in to the attic to glower at the weights in a bit just to spite them.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:26, Reply)

yeah, but
have they got anything to talk about other than "reps" and "protein shakes" and "steroid injections" and "drugs testing" and "being stripped of Olympic medals"?

good evening, by the way
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:29, Reply)

A good point HLT
and a good evening to you.

And in other news - Yay for BGB's new telly.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I think I'm going to join a gym again.
I thought about it last week too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)

It's been my experience that fit people are very boring.
I'm only doing this exercise malarky so I can get laid : )

Mind you the amount of blokes on here who end up sleeping with fat women, why do I bother.

Yay for Tulip and all.

My new telly is fab. I set it up and got very excited for an hour until I realised it was just the same as my old telly, but worked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Evening all the dears
I nearly did some exercise the other day, but then thought far better of it. I think I ended up driving into town and drinking Irn-Bru instead.

Go team health!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:33, Reply)

huzah for new tellies and no exercise
and pie.

huzah for pie!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Ooooo! Pies
I would sell my soul for a cheese and onion pie right now. My nearest chippy does a fantastic home made cheese and onion pie and their chips are scrummy as well.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Hi Tlic, POD et al
I thought about donning the chav wear and going out for a run the other day and then thought ...... Hmmmm, Knees click, back's fucked and my right metatarsal is playing up again.

I'm only thirty fucking two :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Shit spunky, your in worse shape than me and I'm nearly 12 years older.
And I used to be a hedonist.


Man the fuck up and get through the pain barrier.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I reckon if I joined a gym
I'd be motivated to exercise 'cos otherwise I'd be wasting money and I'm quite the tightarse.

Am I fooling myself?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:47, Reply)

@Lic
I find joining the gym has made me go. I only have to go twice a week for it to be worth the money.

I've just been to the fridge to see if I have any pies. I know for sure I don't have any but I thought I'd look just in case one magically appeared.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:49, Reply)

@LiC
I tried that but failed.
Mind you, I have no willpower.

Blousie, did you know you can get lasagne pies up here? they're all of the nom...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Pain barrier?
That's day to day living! Unless it involves an armchair it's painful in some way, shape or form.

Exercise is too much effort, hence why sofa always wins :)

Edit. And I joined a gym, worked out how often I had to go to lower my landed cost for membership and then wrote off the £25 per month as impetueousness tax.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Tulip
Speaking of lasagne, you can get amazing haggis lasagne from the local butcher down at home. I very nearly bought some when I was down at the weekend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Oooo, haggis lasagne?
might have to try that....
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:53, Reply)

@Tulip
Do they do vegetarian lasagne pies?


*wants pie*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:53, Reply)

um...
I'm not sure. But I bet you could make one.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)

They definitely are worth trying
Also, I've been rather rude; are you all well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I are well
And although we're having lasagne tonight I inexplicably now want a pie.

And your good self?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Yves Ningue
After yesterday's trek in the North Downs, I still feel a bit exhausted. My legs feel like they're giant logs. Meanwhile in the office, we had the fans on for what I think is the first time this year. These two effects combined put me into a hypnotic trance and nearly sent me to sleep. Having forgotten my iPhone headphones, I had no choice but to listen to the drone of the fans. But I still managed to go to the gym during my lunchbreak.

How's everyone else?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)

all well thanks Sir ofDeath
apart from the warbling women in my cafe.

they're singing Waterloo at a funereal pace.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Well, that sounds just awful Tulip
And I'm not bad Spunk-man. Apart from the fact that I'm trying to do some programming with a chip and board I've never used before, and a programming language I've never used before today.

This may not go well...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I think I may go and make a cheese and onion sandwich and pretend it's a pie.
*sulks*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Toast it
You know you want to.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)

There's a gym right near where I work.
Hmm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Ooh, that's a good idea
I'm going to touch myself with a carrot and pretend it's a man
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, Reply)

@Tulip
I have two carrots. I can have a threesome. Yay!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:29, Reply)

In a Cafe HLT?
That sounds rather unsanitary ..... Even with strange women warbling in the background.

@ BGB - This does not count towards you 5 a day.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, Reply)

It's my cafe
And I'll wank if I want to

*stops singing*

you may have a point there.

*giggles as said point*

*giggles again*

edit@blouse - don't you mean a stew?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:32, Reply)

There's just no answer to that.
If you're going down that route then make sure you get a carrot which would have been sent in to That's Life with Esther Rantzen.

The knobbles and ridges should be condusive to a satisfactory cafe based onanism session.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)

@Spunky
Have you tried to eat 5 fruit or veg a day. It's very difficult, even for a vegetarian.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:35, Reply)

@Tulip
But you could start singing your own tune. You could sing this to It's My Party

It's my cafe, and I'll wank if I want to
wank if I want to, wank if I want to...
You would wank too if you worked in one too.

If you sang it over the tannoy, those warblers would soon stop.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I shall ensure the carrot is suitable
none of your uniform veg from Tesco, thank you, give me the freaks from the greengrocers on the market!

I'm sure you can count juice and stuff as part of the five a day. and if you have breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper and a little smackerel before bed, then... you'd probably get quite fat. And gouty.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Right, me and my hunky carrots are off to watch TV.
I shall call one Hubert and the other Dominic and we shall snuggle down for the night and see what happens.

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Night Blousie, Dominic and Hubert!
Have fun!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)

@Tuilip
If you want more meals per day, how about this:

Breakfast
Brunch
Elevenses
Twelvses
Lunch
Apres-Lunch
Tea
St Matthew's Meal
Dinner
Supper
Midnight Feast
2am Snack

EDIT: 'night BGB and carrots.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:46, Reply)

that's a very comprehensive list, spakka
but you forgot three o'clockses
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

You forget the general just grazing all the time too
I find that one works pretty well.

Update on the work front: programming isn't going awfully, but could be going much better.

Anyone up to much tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)

and of course, the "noms" umbrella
which covers everything else.

Sorry to hear that PoD. I hope it goes better.

I'm just waiting for everyone to go, then I can lock up and scram.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:55, Reply)

But what if you forget
and accidentally shorten Hubert to... Bert?

The psychological damage may be severe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)

The liat
This list of meals was taken from one of the "Look Around You" episodes. As for grazing, if I could grow different types of food from the floor of my studio-flat, that would be the way to go.

@POD: What are you trying to build/program?

Meanwhile, my addiction to HSH threads has reached the point that it's getting in the way of sending Gazzes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:58, Reply)

PoD
I'm conqueroring Europe. Because frankly, someone has to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Well
I'm programming a control system for an electric wheelchair prototype/model. Not great that I've never used this language before. Hmph.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)

@PoD
So does that mean if you get some programming wrong it'll do 80mph instead of trundling gently along?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Here's a QOTD
Do people gaz a lot? I've had the occasional gaz conversation but really not used it much.

Are you all gazzing like mad bastards?

EDIT: Are you all RIGHT NOW gazzing each other behind my back? Saying "how much does he know?" and "should we tell him?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I occasionally gaz
But not particularly often.

And no Tulip, it's more likely just to fall over and hurt people if I get it wrong. Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Evenin' all!
Been a goodie. A wee 2 and a half mile run, a yummy tea and a pack of smarties. Life is good!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)

@ LiC
Only occasionally. I imagine that everyone else has heaps of messages every time they log in and that it's just me who has "You have 0 unread messages" in cold mocking grey at the top of my screen....

EDIT: huzah, everyone's going home, that means I can too! byesies!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Bye HLT
Have a nice night!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Greetingz el Diabolico in Tightorettoes
Re Gazzing:
I have Gazzing-phases. Sometimes, I can go a week or more sans Gaz, and other times, I'm inundated with them. Right now, I'm turning my trip to the Edinburgh bash next month into a tour of local b3tans, and am trying to organise my itinerary, so my Gaz-traffic is surging lately.

EDIT: Bye Tulip
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Mmmm... The BNP cock it up again
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/04/polish_spitfire/

The Polish Government back in the day was awesome. Elected Kings who could be removed by a majority vote from the council of nobles to send in the assassins. Only problem was relying on a unanimous vote for anything important (removing a king, not important; raising an army to resist invaders, important)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:44, Reply)