I've got a pain in my chest.
Am I dying?
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:32, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably not
Might be indigestion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Nope!
I know all about indigestion and this is completely different. It's higher up and to the right.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Hmm
Stress? Over exercising?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Don't think I'm stressed and I definitley don't over excercise.
As long as I don't die before, (or during), the Edinburgh bash then that's ok.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:38, Reply)

You might
Have simply pulled something, or been lying in a funny position in bed. Sometimes happens to me.

Take two glasses of wine and see me in the morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)

*laughs*
Will do doc : )

Edit - Mind you it's been a while since I've had to lie in bed in a funny position.

Edit 2 - But if I die in my sleep tonight I'm going to cunt you in the fuck. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)

yes
make a will out leaving all your books to me please
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:46, Reply)

@Halfy
You can have my lesbian erotica collection and the rest goes to my local library.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:49, Reply)

BGB
thats fine by me!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Please make sure Enzyme gets my favorite book.
A very short introduction to bioethicistics by Oxford University press.

The Resident Loon Kristine gets my book, 101 things not to do in Virginia.

Oh and can someone pop round and delete all the naked pictures of me on my hard drive before my family decide my nephew can have my computer.

Tulip gets the contents of my fridge : )

The Resident Loon gets the naked photos of me from my computer.

Thanks
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:06, Reply)

No, you're not.
You're growing a flower.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:14, Reply)

dying?
nah, death is for mortals ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:19, Reply)

BGB
I'll take your naked pics.

I'll erm, "back them up"
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:23, Reply)

You've probably
got cramp in an intercostal muscle. They're the ones between your ribs. Happens to me all the time and it's a right bastard to breathe when it does.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)

@Kroney
You're spoiling my thread of doom.


You're getting nothing in my will.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I get those rib cramps too.
I think mine are caused by my electrolytes being out of whack. Usually drinking some Gatorade takes care of it.

Hey now, I get nekkid pics? Belay that bit about the Gatorade, you're on death's doorstep. Send them to me now while you still can.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:43, Reply)

@Loon
I can't get Gatorade over here. Will Lucozade or Irn Bru do?


I figure it would take an older gentleman to appreciate my naked form. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I've just remembered.
I was given a little rubber ring that you castrate lambs with by an ex girlfriend many years ago. Can you make sure Woodside Industries gets it.




I'm sure it will fit : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:51, Reply)

oh, thread of doom is it?
in which case, you've probably got rib cancer.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I don't think that the rubber bands come small enough for that.
Maybe the ones they use in orthodontia?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)

I'm off now.
I'm going to watch a programme about men in frocks. Yay!


I don't think I'm ready to die. I haven't had sex in a car yet.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:53, Reply)

My curiosity was aroused
When I read that BGB has a pain in her chest.

I have socks in mine.

Grots in the next drawer down.

Then T-shirts.

I've had a good look and there's no pains.

Wandering minstrel The Disappointed sticking his head round the door...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:21, Reply)

It's over rated BGB
Unless you get DP'd by the gear stick ..... I wondered why she had a look of enjoyment upon her face for a change.

Hope you feel better :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:38, Reply)