I've never been here before
It seems quite nice.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, 28 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

It is.
Welcome to Off Topic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Depends who you run into.
So, you a lurker?
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Lurking since 2007, started posting about a month ago
Kaol, I may or may not be seeing you this weekend for The Grammar Badger's birthday.

SupremeCrow, I have just replied to your tentative Gareth Keenan claim for £5.

See, I am amongst friends already.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Sounds good.
I'll do my best not to do anything bad.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

It's like a local pub
I wander in when I've nothing else to do.

You'll encounter colourful characters, robust discussion and occasional outbreaks of high dudgeon.

I'm by no means a regular visitor but feel fairly comfortable in this place.

I shake your hand but I'll not always be here to shake it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, Reply)

If this is a pub,
Does that make me the barman, or an alcoholic?
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, Reply)

@Kaol
Both - either - which would you rather be?

It's a sosciable place if you're prepared to be sosciable.

Sociable has BIG limits.

Edit - I can't spell sosciable.

Edit - sociable. I always keep a dictionary beside me. I should inspect it more often.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Local pub?
I spy no alcohol... Im leaving!
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Considering the fact
That I'm sober tonight, I'll take the former.
EDIT: Last orders you fuckers.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Considering the fact
That Im a bit drunk, I may loiter for a while and see if anything interesting happens although I doubt it.
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Good evening
I used to be more regular around these parts, but sadly am not these days.

I once met a very interesting, old and drunk barman in a small pub in the middle of nowhere in Ireland. There was also a chinese take-away next door. They really can't have been making that much money.

So anyway, yes, welcome. Have a small flag, and some cheese on a stick.

*proffers*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:14, Reply)

By law we've got until 11.20pm
And then there's nothing stopping them kicking us out.

Anyway, I'm off now. Cheers guys.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Oi, myspace,
Where've you been lately?
Got a social life or something?
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Myspacebaby!
I'm in Barrow tomorrow.

Very briefly, for a funeral.

Train in - Duke - funeral - Duke - train back out.

How are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:16, Reply)

I'm in Scotland
So I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to stay later :P

How are things K?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Things're good thanks Mr. P.
How's uni stuff going?
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)

*pokes head around door*
Did someone say last orders?

Where'd the noob go?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)

He's gone.
But I know we'll meat again.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Uni stuff ain't bad
Still doing this electric wheelchair system programming thing. We made some decent progress today, but still have quite a lot to do. Woot.

My other projects have also been sadly neglected of late :(

Anything fun happening at work these days? Got to fire anyone?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Probably at the weekend
Eh, Kaol?

Perceptive fucker, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)

Nah,
Haven't fired anyone.
So, when do I get a test-flight of the new and improved PoD-Tek Rocket Chair?
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)

@Disappointed
Glad to see you're hitting the home town. Maybe not for the nicest of reasons. Im rather well. Im on holiday for the rest of the week so I plan to get up in the afternoon and eat shite for the next few days.

When was the last time you went to the Duke?
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:29, Reply)

Well
I could hook it up to some bigger motors, change some numbers, and maybe send you off up a motorway?

Did you know class three wheelchairs are limited to 8mph on the road, yet are still allowed on dual carriageways? I do, but I don't really want to.

Maybe the next step could be more rocket powered. Hmm...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:29, Reply)

@MySpace
Don't worry - I know what it is now!

I was there last Easter and could'nt quite believe my eyes.

Bedtime. Have to catch an early train from Shipley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:33, Reply)

I think EVERYTHING
Is better when it's rocket-powered.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Disappointed
Well have a beltin' time. If thats possible.

So close but yet so far eh :)
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Woo!
Just got in from a night out with a friend who I haven't seen since ... erm... last Sunday.

Anyway, I think my b3ta-addiction might just be losing it's grip on me. As soon as I got home, I texted the friend I was with, then went for a piss, and only then did I log into b3ta. Someone please drag me back here!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)

ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM!
>Targetting SpakkaTarget aquiredZing!<

Welcome back old son.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:35, Reply)