I am a spectacular twat
with the computer knowledge of a small Eastern European rodent. I am also poor, oh so very very poor. Can somebody recommend a free dvd player I can download onto my laptop so I can watch movies at home? My boss is getting pissed off with the number of skin flicks I watch in the office.

Cheers

Spanky
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

VLC Player...

Is the one I use.

Free...and very good.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Thanks
Mr Flake -

You have been missed this week. I hope the cock rot has cleared up now. Give the medication a chance to work.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)

^^
VLC, definitely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Cheers AA
I will download it tonight... (and then probably spend the next hour or so screaming at the computer). Windows - what the fuck is all that shit about?

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Can't beat VLC
You'll have to try pretty hard to give it a format it won't play.

(I've succeeded in this, but I am something of a nerd.)
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I am also a PC spackeroo...*

But even I can use VLC.

*I am also an IT manager - what's that all about?

Nice to be missed Spanky, I've had a busy week getting eye-gougingly drunk and the subsequent recovery because I am a big girly who cannot take his ale.

As for the cock-rot, my hopes aren't high. The quack told me it's never going to heal whilst I keep picking at the scabs...

...But they're so tasty...


what?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)

username1
thank you - I have had real problems this weekend trying to sort out this laptop with a dvd player. I think the technical term is "it is fucked". So I've had to reinstall everything and my dvd player has disappeared. If I ever get hold of a certain Mr Gates I will kick him hard in the nuts.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)

@ Pooflake
The scars remain... The emotional ones, anyway...

But your pocket rocket will be operational in no time, and that's what's important. Who cares if you can't sleep at night without imagining the looks on the faces of those primary school children?
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Truth be told...

My Beef Bazooka has long been retired and put out to pasture.

It lives on a farm now and roams free in the countryside, grazing on wild flowers and worrying the occasional sheep
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I'm a voter
of VLC too.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)