Come on then...
What was the last thing that really made you roffle?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:10, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*something about No3l's penis being in Jade Goody while she's still warm*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:15, Reply)

Heh
I did a little lol. Just for you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:23, Reply)

ROFL?
LOL?

What's wrong with you, No3l? Are you a thirteen year old girl all over again?

EDIT and the BBC News picture about Jade's passing over on /board was probably the last thing to make me chuckle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:25, Reply)

Only for you Bert
You make me feel thirteen all over again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:28, Reply)

+year old boys behind the bike sheds, while plying them with sweets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:29, Reply)

I never had to ply them with sweets.
Word of my one and only manly pube spread around the playground like wildfire after Kerry 'The Love Boat' Jones discovered it one day while playing pat-a-cake. With my penis.

Edit: all actors are over the legal age of consent in your area.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:31, Reply)

Thank goodness it was pat-a-cake
and not cat's cradle, she could have seriously strangled your sausage.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:33, Reply)

I've never let a cat near it.
They've got claws, and I've already got too much penile scarring.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Me too
bloody botched circumcision. It now doesn't matter if a girl's tighter than a Scotsman's wallet, I can still barely feel it.

Cat's cradle doesn't involve cats though, just string.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Oh yes, I see.
I was expecting a standard pussy joke.

I used to be able to do The Gate, and most of the Eiffel Tower. That probably makes me a bit gay.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Crap
standard pussy joke...?

Erm, you put your hands into an eleven year old girl's 'cats cradle'.

Are those real things you do with the string? That's not gay man, that's fucking homotacular.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Hah!
You love it, you slag!

www.ifyoulovetoread.com/book/chten_cats1105.htm
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, Reply)

going in to Paddy Power to ask
if he'd give me odds on Jade Goody rising again on Wednesday.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Aww Bert, it wasn't that bad
just a bit odd looking...you know, like the rest of you ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Baz
It's odds-on she'll do a John Darwin and turn up at a police station in ten years feigning amnesia.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)

yeah, man!
I was thinking of sending her family some suggestions to help raise more money for her kids such as renting her corpse out to necrophiliacs or burying her face down so as I could park me bicycle in her arse crack.

I'd pay.
It's for the kids, like!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)

The Jade Goody Memorial Bike Rack
Heheh
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I tried to place a bet in Ladbrokes that it was all a publicity stunt cooked up by Max Clifford and she would 'miraculously recover' before signing a multi million TV/book/film deal.

They wouldn't take my money!
(username1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Can I just slip in...
your mum, naked?

*Rofflethighs*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Last thing that made me ROFL
Was the thought of sticking fridge magnets to my girlfriend.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Dok
Pffft, that made me laugh!

I mean, you, with a girlfriend...? Stuffed Bison in dresses don't count.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I watched the film Nil by mouth at the weekend.
Oh how I laughed and laughed. Tears were rolling down my cheeks.



Not!
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)

@bgb
smashing movie that - Winstone and Waynetta are outstanding - it's a wonder Gary Oldman hasnt directed any more films.

@djtrialprice - I know exactly where I was the first time saw that episode as my laughing gear was so worn afterwards, I had to take it in for a service.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)

My Missus
On Sunday morning, as we lounged in bed. I asked her, "What are you making me for breakfast?"
She lifted one leg, parped like the trumpets of god heralding the second coming, and said "A fart sandwich."
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)

An old story on b3ta
About a handicapped person getting a bollock trapped in a wheelchair seat. I know I'll go to hell for it but it made me laugh.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Tommy Tiernan!
"HAVE YOU EVER RAPED ANYBODY?"
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)

The punchline of a rather long joke.
"Well shit, if it's gonna be THAT kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

This line has so many applications...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)

@TRL
I've heard the line on a Beastie Boys record, never the full joke.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Here's the source.
mic-to-mic.blogspot.com/2007/06/mashed-potatoes-sample-revealed.html

Actually, they have a link to the mp3 of the original track that the line was sampled from. Download it and let Mantan tell it himself.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:28, Reply)