Mellicious' post reminded me

Am I strange or has anyone else wondered about how Hagrid's parents 'got it on'. His mum was a giant and his dad was a normal human.



Of course, it would have been even harder the other way around I suppose...




Was his dad really well endowed? Did he climb inside?




I am strange aren't I?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:12, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I suspect
that he simply stood over her and wanked into the gaping void.

Other possibilities far more disturbing than this occur to me, but I'll spare you.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:23, Reply)

maybe she has a tiny vag
for a giant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Gah.
Once my mind gets hold of something like this it won't let it go.

If you do a Google Image Search for "One Night In Chyna" you'll come across a very NSFW image showing an anatomical abnormality. (Not for the faint of heart. You have been warned.) This image made me wonder of Hagrid's mum had a similar abnormality, and if she employed it to a rather disturbing use.

Then The Amazing Ty's more perverse activities made me think of other orifices that he could have been using.

And now the lasagna I have for lunch is far less appealing.

I may have to seek revenge for putting this in my head.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:47, Reply)

One of these days my curiosity will get me into a lot of trouble...
Urgh! Damn google imagesearch! As for the origonal question, I always figured that giants where part of faerie, so they can probably do all sorts of magic and make themselves different sizes and stuff. Dunno that much about harry potter, but it'd certainly fit in with a lot of myths and such about fey folk
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Ah...
Good old Joanie Laurer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Ever seen "Clerks II"?
There's a scene in which Randall tells Dante's girlfriend that Dante had told him of her freakishly enormous bean, that it was the size of a small cock- which said things about the two of them he didn't even want to think about. After seeing that pic, I think I know what inspired Kevin Smith to write that bit of dialogue...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:19, Reply)

I have to admit, I have wondered about it but decided to stop because it was making my head hurt slightly.
(lei, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:54, Reply)