Eerily deserted home sour home thread


Nobody here but us chickens...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 9:36, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*squawks*
*lays an egg*





What?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I think the pressure's got to Tulip
Poor, poor Tulip.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:03, Reply)

The pressure
of organising an uberbash in a coat made entirely of cake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'm just getting ready to go now
See you in a few hours madame, and don't go mocking the taxi drivers.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Morning folks!
Poor Tulip

I shall have to feed her bonbons in the car to make her feel better.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Crikey BK
after all this build-up you'd better REALLY have some actual bonbons or you're a dead man.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:21, Reply)

@ LiC
They are actually in her car so it's fine.

Unless she's eaten them already! *fears*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I was tempted, I'll admit
But then I thought bonbons wouldn't be the best choice of breakfast.

So there are some left.

Although we may have to raid the sweetie shop before we zoom up to Embra....
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Well
I'm off. See you all in a few hours.

Bye!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:37, Reply)

@ tulip
Phew; that was a worry!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

yes, but it's ok
bonbon tragedy has been averted.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:05, Reply)

It might have been more interesting
if you'd misread it and brought bourbon instead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Tragedy averted then
*heart settles back to normal*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:11, Reply)

bourbon? in the car? not bloody likely
have you read The Gargoyle?

*shudders*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)

*shudders*
Noes! I don't want my cock burned off!
It's useful!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

well, quite.
have we killed the thread?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Nope
I'm more a SF/Fantasy/Horror kinda guy. Is it worth reading?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:39, Reply)

@ tulip
Yup, and dismembered it afterwards by the looks of it.

*puts on slightly bloody hat*

*takes it back off*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

@LiC
Yes, it's a brilliant read, I can recommend it very highly.

Just don't start reading it when you're about to eat, though.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I concur
But that scene and the debridement is extremely graphic.

*ick*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)

urgh, why did you have to mention the debridement?
It's nearly lunchtime, I want to nom my cheese and biscuits without feeling ick!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:54, Reply)

You guys do worry me sometimes
/Posting from a very crowded train where I had to kick someone out of my seat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)

PB
I can't imagine standing all the way to Edinburgh would be much fun. Did they go quietly, or were they all foreign about it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Surprisingly they were quite British about the whole thing. I even offered to sit elsewhere and she was fine about it. Not bad for a hulking Yorkshirewoman.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 12:26, Reply)

And it seems as though I have borked the thread! Oh well, not long until I arrive in Edinburgh.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I'm sure there'll be the occasional post
From the internet enabled.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:42, Reply)

For instance
I would just like to note that the National Organisation for Marriage, an American anti-gay-rights organisation, has launched a new campaign 2 Million For Marriage (2m4m).

Of course, everywhere except in the minds of bigots, 2m4m means a male couple seeking a third for a threesome. Predictably, hilarity has ensued.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Hi folks
If anybody is up... can I please have a hug? I feel shite - work was the worst night I've had in a long time. I actually got reduced to tears by my boss for ONE fuck up (that wasn't even that big, I just confused two bottles because they had similar labels) and all I want right now is chocolate or alcohol and I HAVE NEITHER.

/bites lip to stop wobble.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Awww VC!
*Supplies hugs* If it is any consolation I am sat on my own in a pub in a city I do not know waiting for someone- anyone- to turn up.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Piston
Thanks. Don't worry - they'll be there soon enough. And then you'll get nice and drunk.

Fuck I wish I was drunk. Tonight was fucking awful. I don't think I've had this bad a night since november where I broke 5 glasses in a single shift.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Incidentally
Tulip and Boss Keloid both send their love and something about an omelette.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:42, Reply)

There there VC
Big group hugs all round. Anybody else there yet PB?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:53, Reply)

aha tell them
that i'm having omelettes for breakfast later (2:05 am). and then give them a big cuddle for me.

Thanks Light.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Evening All
I'm not in Scotland.

Anyone else here not in Scotland?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I am also not in Scotland
But gleefully awaiting lasagne which my good lady is preparing and nearly commiting acts of gross onanism at the thought of potential overtime.

VC, Whenever someone give me shit I think "I hope when you get home tonight your dog's died and your wife's getting back scuttled by the lodger" Never fails to bring a feeling of inner peace.

I am surprised to read that nobody has suggested cunting him in the fuck.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Spunks
I got to break up ice with an icepick. It did the trick for venting a bit. All I had to do was picture his face in the ice...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Apr 2009, 2:35, Reply)