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In Sweden we have shared toilets for men and women in the office. Just one cubicle with a basin.

I forgot to lock mine today.

One of the few guys in the office got in while I was doing my things. He was so shocked he couldn't stop looking.

I feel so bad. And so wrong.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:36, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I innocently enquire
What is 'doing your things'?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, Reply)
Pee
Only, and I was almost finished.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)
Don't worry
that feeling will fade quickly as you start forgetting to lock it more and more often.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Ew!
Bloody forward thinking, right-on bloody Swedes.

What are they doing? You don't want men milling around while you put your make-up on or adjusting your knicker elastic.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)
In this country you can have unisex office toilets
I think you only have to have separate ones once you've got over 12 employees.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)
I don't like unisex
I can't get use to it.

And after lunch you can't get in after a man. It smells funny. And sometimes they forget to use the toilet brush too.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, Reply)
"He couldn't stop looking."
Are you sure that was because he was shocked?

(Sorry, you're probably traumatised enough already...)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, Reply)
I hope so
He's married and has 3 lovely kids, but you never know... maybe he's crazy for the golden rain...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)
A colleague of mine
Once forgot to lock the door and I opened it. I too couldn't stop looking. At his red silk boxers with pink hearts. Funnily enough he married and emigrated shortly after. True story.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)
The last comment
makes me feel better. I'm not the only stupid in the world. And my underwear is much nicer.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)
I'm sure he thought
your underwear was much nicer too.

Especially because it was round your ankles.

:-)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)
if it's any consolation
I'm sure he feels worse.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Photos please...
...or it didn't happen.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:04, Reply)
I think you get to a certain age
and you realise life's just too short to be embarrassed.

In my local bistro there is a toilet downstairs (for the disabled, but everyone uses it rather than risk the narrow spiral staircase after a few drinks) which is located just off the bar towards the kitchen. It's a busy area which has a lot of people passing through.

I went for a wee. I thought the door was locked. It wasn't... I was surprised by a mortified woman who, as I froze mid-wipe, shouted "Oh god I'm so sorry!" (thus attracting the attention of anyone who might otherwise have missed the spectacle) and then backed out into a multitude of curious/aghast faces.

A few years ago I'd have curled up and died. But I just got the giggles, and it still makes me laugh when I think about it. That poor woman...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, Reply)

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