what's your best invention?
mine has got to be the iron (steam iron) that is the shape of a car and makes car noises as you push it around.

or:

a bong that looks like a big revolver. you put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger which simultaneously rotates the chamber, presenting a new mix to the flame, while sparking a lighter to light it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:18, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a cigarette holder with plastic casing that lets you smoke anywhere
including airplane toilets as no smoke is released to set the alarm off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Electric underpants for politicians
The manatory wearing of special underpants would be required for all politicians. As soon as any parliamentary rules are bent, the public lied to or public opinion is willfully manipulated, 240v is put through the wearer's tender parts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, Reply)

The Sausage Jockey(tm)
It's shaped like a little jockey but with extremely bowed legs (adjustable). It fits over a sausage on the grill and prevents it from splitting. Genius! Given the debate over whether sausages should be pricked or not, the Sausage Jockey(tm) comes with a removable big metal pricker between the legs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:18, Reply)

LiC
that's reminded me of my idea for a spring-loaded butter dish. nice one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:38, Reply)

bong idea...
I like it!

You could put a load of smack in one barrel and play Russian Roulette!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Sanitary pads with wings.








What do you mean it's already been done?
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:30, Reply)