morning cuntbags
I'm at college today, so no new threads from me I'm afraid.

But tell me...

If you could commit the perfect murder and kill anyone, for whatever justification...who would it be?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:38, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Definitely not these two

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not saying.
Publicising whom I'd kill makes the murder somewhat less than perfect.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

An ex boyfriend.
For lying to me.

Silly ginger twat.



Edit - It was a big lie.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Right now I can't think of just one person
Can I please expand it to every player in every football team (plus managers/coaches/wags) in the Premiere League?

Thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Maggie Thatcher
Before it's too late.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:05, Reply)

BGB
Was it the 'I'm not porking your sister' or the 'I've never raped a kitten' lie?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Dick Cheney
For being truly evil.
Is that becky and a collie in that picture? Guess we know who that is then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Ha!

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Lauren
For having fantastic breasts and only letting me onto them once.

Then getting back with her stupid ex and lying saying she was in hospital.

And having fantastic breasts.

JUST ONCE, COME ON IT'S NOT FAIR!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:31, Reply)