Good afternoon beutiful people.
I think today's the kind of day where a Cocktail that takes 5 minuites to make is in order. And some Thai food.

Anyone up to anything fabulous?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:46, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm listing to football online
and we're winning 1-0. Yay!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:47, Reply)

We're up at 5ish, Spurs against Man U, so I'm told.
I'm greatest fan of Footy, but I'm hoping out for a draw.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Pfft
The trouble with supporting at that end of the table is a defeat is 10 times as hard to take, whereas our victories are 10 times sweeter. Plus I never have a clue what the result is going to be.

We won our game 3-0, so I'm on top of the world. Come on you Baggies!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:08, Reply)

3-0?
Fuck. That makes life a bit more difficult for the Toon then. Even if boro lose tomorrow and we win Monday, we're still 3rd bottom :/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Ideally
both Boro and the Toon will lose, and Blackburn too. Then it starts getting REALLY interesting :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:17, Reply)

SO then it's
16 Blackburn 34
17 Hull 34
18 Middlesbrough 31
19 Newcastle 30
20 West Brom 28

and then if we scrape a win against Tottenham next weekend, well...

Middlesboro host Man U - that's a loss.
Newcastle are at Liverpool - that's a loss.
Blackburn are at Man City - they could easily lose that one.
Hull are at Aston Villa - 5th. Loss.
And then the table is:

16 Blackburn 34
17 Hull 34
18 Middlesbrough 31
20 West Brom 31
19 Newcastle 30

And the following week we're at home to Wigan (which we can win), Blackburn have Portsmouth, Hull have Stoke and Newcastle play Middlesboro.

So then we're on 34 and although we then play Liverpool at home, we play Blackburn on the last day of the season.

It could end up being Blackburn, Middlesboro and Newcastle who go down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Aye but I'm confident about the Boro tmrw
Arsenal have got Man U next week, they're going to be resting a few players, if not (hopefully) putting out a skeletal squad of young 'uns.
Comfortably 4th, not going to care about the league any more.

I'm just praying Arshavin's not playing :S

Edit:Plus the Toon don't stand a chance in a couple of weeks when we play them.
(TheColonel, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:09, Reply)

That assumes
that a full strength Boro side aren't still a big bag of shit.

Arsenal youngsters are still a threat and - let's face it - we did the double over Middlesbrough this season. That says it all, really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)