The Monday Morning thread

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:40, 24 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

howdy spakkahead
how're you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Greetings VeeCee
I'm fine thanks. As usual, managed to get sweet fuck all done this weekend. I did however manage to start posting on a forum I've not posted on in months, so that's yet more procrastination for me.

And yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:49, Reply)

I'm well good
I had a spectacular sunday and am trying to write something for a friend. First time I've written anything along these lines in months.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:50, Reply)

.
What sort of thing are you writing for your friend?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:53, Reply)

*chuckles*
something highly explicit and that won't be shared.

It's about Bert obviously. And his goats. And Hitlercock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Morning Spakka et al
How be things? Wild disappoinment abounds today as after 45 mins of trying to get through to the doctors to make an appointment I finally surfaced to find that the rain is absolutely cocking it down.

Still, I have tea and the prospect of a black pudding butty so it's not all bad.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Morning spunky
* checks outside window *

Gah! I've got to cycle to work in that!

@VeeCee:
Does this involve Hitlercock invading Pooland?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:06, Reply)

hi spunkychunks
it's been pouring all day here - only got to 12 degrees + wind chill + rain made it feel like about 4 degrees.

I got a new nickname at school today. I am now affectionately known as "Squish". Cos I give "Squishy" hugs. Apparently.

EDIT: No it doesn't spakka - it involves hitlercock riding your bike. And you. At the same time. It's in the bike basket. Silllyyyy
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, Reply)

^ ^
So does that mean I've just pulled off a Bobbitt and am trying to hide the evidence?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I have no idea what a Bobbitt is
so I'm just going to smile and nod.

*smiles and nods*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Bobbitt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

no
didn't you know Hitlercock has a life and mind of it's own?
darn it where's bert when you need him?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Hey guys
At least we know it's wank all over the world weatherwise. I have a startlingly dull morning of fags, tea and going to the quack's but it's better than work so, Woo Yay, for leave!

Cycling in this? Not good stuff.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:20, Reply)

But that would mean
any women outside would become impregnated. Have the men of the world been shooting their jizz up into the clouds?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Choirs of angels lurk in the clouds
spraying their celestial jizz all over the Earth .... Handel's 'Messiah' rings out as they thrash their angelic todgers to climax.

"Fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap ....... AHHHHahAHHH AH! Spuff!!!!"
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I have to go now
and negotiate this meteorological bukkake.

Bye_eeeee
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:27, Reply)

and then
that was how jesus was born. Enough of that "holy spirit" malarky. No no - it was celestial jizz rain causing his conception!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

See ya Spakka
There you go VC, We've solved the riddle of immaculate conception ..... Now if we can just sort the rest of the world out than we're flying.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

So your username
Is actually a religious reference?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Absolutely
As devout as they get me.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

and this would explain why
Audrey Tautou is Jesus's living descendant!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Man alive
I got about 6 hours sleep last night and I feel like I barely got one. It's not helped by the fact that I currently have no work so I'm bored too. Cue disciplinary hearing for falling asleep at my desk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, Reply)

light
I know that feeling... oohhhh so well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Chains
I love falling asleep at my desk, it's so much fun. Six hours sleep would be a godsend to me at the moment.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, Reply)