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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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With the things that you have on and in your desk come up with a way to inflict pain on as many people as possible.
Myself I would use the Duct tape I have to tie people to their chairs, then play with them with the screwdriver, hammer and pliers I happen to have.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:01, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tape them to my desk chair.
Get out my beading wire.
Use the wire to sew their skin in patterns.
clamp the wire into their muscle.....
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)

1. I could use the phone to call everyone on my speed dial and tell them to go home immdiately as a loved one has died of swine-fever.
2. Cruise around the streets on a vicious stapler 'drive-by' spree
3.Pour scalding coffee into someones anus.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16, Reply)

What great ideas. Keep them coming.
Bert, You can do better than that!
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Stick the pens in their faces, give them papercuts and then pour the hot tea into the wounds, I'd use the thick heavy ringbinder to break their fingers, and the TV and DVD remotes to force them to watch Pearl Harbor on repeat.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, Reply)

and then gouge their eyes out with the false teeth we have back here.
That do?
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

To the face. From close range. After a good run-up.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I did like the false teeth bit.
Fredz, that just made me LOL, loudly.
Badger, who be stealing your idea? I've got the duct tape ready!
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I say - go for the psychological pain. Broken bones heal, pearl harbor on repeat for a day or so though?
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

practise my ear piercing on people and give them attractive paperclip earrings. I'd probably have to use some scissors to make the holes though
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I have a bag full of silica crystals I use as a wrist rest. I'd make the bastards eat it then drink the can of pepsi I also have. The fun to be had while listening to them scream as the crystals swell and burst their distended stomachs.......
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:24, Reply)

but they probably wouldn't feel it.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, Reply)
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