I'm off work today.
I think I've caught swine flu - I woke up this morning covered in rashers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

May I be the first.
*spang*
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Poor sausage
I hope you're bacon your fee... hold on, we did this yesterday.

STOP
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Gammontime?
/exits
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

You swine!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Hmm..
Have you been to the Doctors? He might be able to give you some 'Oinkment'

Have you got 'Crackling' in your ears as well?

Keep a video diary of your progress. You could call your film 'Aporkalypse Sow'

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Good god.
What HAVE you two been up to at night?!? Don't you realize that "porking" is a euphemism and is not to be taken literally?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Apropos of nothing.
I'ver just discovered one of my colleagues call police helicopters Pork Choppers. Her hubby is a senior copper. Heh.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)