Traffic joys
Due to a flat tyre I currently have a comedy spare on, one of those lego things that restrict you to about 50mph.

With Lorry drivers on the A14 and M11 being utter cunts who take great delight in driving about 13mm from my boot I have pottered through Cambridge to get to work, and fuck me is there a lot of traffic lights on my route

37 sets of them in 7.2 miles in fact, ridiculous.

Not including 5 Zebra crossings

Sad I know, but can anyone compare with equally ludicrous car journeys?


(nice to see after a long absence my posts are still dull as fuck)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not with the number of council sponsored road blockages
But certainly with the amount of cack handed spacktardery meted out by the large foreheaded mongols of South Yorkshire.

I drive 35 miles from Hillsborough in Sheffield to Hatfield outside Doncaster and it's a motherfucker from start to finish. Granted once you're familiar with the intricacies of the one way system and the usual bits that snarl up you're cruising but the utter idiocy of every cunt I come across is unreal.

I do parkway to M1 M18 to M180 and you can pretty much be assured that at every junction you filter on to the motorway that some simpleton lorry driver is fantasising about murdering a prostitute and blocking the fucking slip road.

70 miles in a day makes for great thinking, audio book & me time bt God Damn do the retards spoil it.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I work for a haulage company
and I've come to the conclusion that most lorry drivers are cnuts.

That is all
:)
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Italy to Oxford.
Halfway through, the exhaust fell off the Land Rover in one of those humongous tunnels under the alps. The noise of 2.5L of finest British diesel engine belting along with the exhaust dragging along in that space.... glorious. The looks from everyone else as we drove through the Channel Tunnel train were good too.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:17, Reply)