With which cooking implement shall we spang DG?





( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:35, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

teflon all the way
any blood'll wash straight off. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 2:40, Reply)

*squeals with mirth*
He's stomped off to the bike shed in the huff, blowing raspberries in my general direction on his way :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:43, Reply)

give him a big sloppy kiss
tell him we all love him really.

He's the da! we can't not love our da!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 2:48, Reply)

I'll try to persuade him
to come up and talk to you pet. He may be a little fragile :o)......
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:51, Reply)

well
it's not like I'm some rough as guts tart who'll break his mind.

I'm gentle and meek me. Just have a tiny evil streak and a penchant for cock jokes, puns, sexual innuendos and terrible one liners.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 2:54, Reply)

Hmmph!
I'm being bullied on the fucking internet. Where's JMG when you need him?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:03, Reply)

awww DG
have a hug and the obligatory Man the Fuck Up.

:D

I love the internet at times like this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:06, Reply)

By the way
I'm not bloody voting for my own self flagellation!

You bunch of stainless-steel weilding psychopathic hamster felching weirdos!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:13, Reply)

you fucking love it
that's why you keep coming back for more.


oh god.
I'm turning into bert. HELP!!!!!!!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:15, Reply)

At least you girls are selecting items that you can lay your hands on easily if you are fulfilling your god given role as kitchen slaves. Nice to see.

If a bloke wanted to spang DG we'd use something manly, like a spade or a wheelbarrow or an arrow riddled shield splattered with the blood of our vanquished enemies.

You stick to your sissy pans though loves... I've off to the shed with DG to plot revenge.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:24, Reply)

*runs up*
*twats Hypno around the head with crowbar*

WE SHALL HAVE OUR FREEDOM, MISOGYNIST!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:27, Reply)

Thank you!
I'm off to bed! I'm sick of being panned for a reasonably intelligent pun...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:27, Reply)

nawwwh
DG.Don't be a wimp. You have stacks left in you yet. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 May 2009, 3:28, Reply)

^ HMT
one of the many advantages we sissy girls have is smaller feet than blokes - so we can stand closer to our kitchen benches ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:39, Reply)