Are you a mutant?
So do you have any anatomical quirks - be they hindrances or something you find comes in handy - that make you think your body isn't quite normal?

In my case, I have ears that don't seem to fit standard-issue iPod earphones (they keep falling out unless I spend ages adjusting them, whereas others can manage to fit them comfortably and with ease), and my cock doesn't seem to do that 'pre-cum' thing.

What makes you a freak of Nature?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've read it
I can't unread it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:25, Reply)

O_o
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

*bokes*
Put it away, lad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

BluTak or staples will fix the earphone issue.

Your cock doesnt do the pre-cum thing because you are 7. And a girl.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Really REALLY didn't need to read that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)

AHHH!
MY EYES!!!!
(bill, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Mindbleach!
MIIIIIIINDBLEEEEEEEACH!

*scrabbles*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Spending the rest of the day thinking about spakka's cock?
DO NOT WANT

Somebody pass the mindbleach.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I dunno what the screaming's about.
I have the same problem.

The left one frequently falls out, but the right one is fine.

Oh... Yeah... That. No thanks.
( Cawl, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Kaol
If your left one keeps falling out might I suggest that you're wearing an ill-fitting thong.
( Captain V, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Skimming over the whole penis-related tmi for a moment
my belly button is off-centre. Or my happy trail is. One or the other. They don't line up.

I'm not sure what use that is to me, or to society on the whole, but there it is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I'm completely normal.
Well, I'm left-handed but that's not so unusual.

And I don't know how many other people have vestigial wings but I'm sure it's not that uncommon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Mr Spakka...
Nice work Sir :-D

Everyone else: Man up, grow a pair and see if they dribble when you think about sexi teim too much.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Pah
Amateur
(ragged, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Gah!
I come back from work to find that one of my examples has grown a life of it's own, consumed this thread and sprouted a multi-thread kerfuffle. Anyway, kudos to those who actually answered the question.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:49, Reply)

A few
Photic sneezing.
What I think may be a supernumerary nipple, but could be a weird mole.
Unfeasibly large feet.
The ability to wiggle my ears on demand.
One (yes, one) remarkably long eyebrow hair.
A pegged lateral that looks like an extra tooth, but isn't.
I can touch the back of my head with my elbows.

Is that enough?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Ha Ha Ha

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:51, Reply)